Remember the image his own comms team put out when they wanted to show him working through the first shutdown he created?

Oh don’t worry, Trump’s committed so many crimes we won’t be able to impeach him for all of them. While we might take conspiracy and obstruction off the table I imagine we’ll be fine prosecuting him for one of his other greatest hits;

When they’re expelled for essentially being irredeemable bags of wasted carbon, carbon that wishes it had instead been formed as the scum on the top of Ted Cruz’s asshole, I’m sure Faux news and all the right wing outlets will scream about persecution and being singled out for being a conservative.

You know Trump didn’t make it because nothing was misspelled 

Not even. He pays “homage” to past film genres. AKA he steals visuals he saw in movies he likes that people forgot about or came out overseas. 

About that fox poll;

Once again Pelosi is conflating accountability with punishment.

Not really hard to understand why he’s Teflon, Nixon would have served his full term if Faux News existed.

Just another day where the President self impeaches right Nancy?

So the Republican strategy is to yell at a man who ran the FBI, served three tours as a Marine in Vietnam (getting injured in a firefight and still fighting and leading his platoon) about bullshit he already said he wouldn’t go into in an effort to trip him up and get him to admit that these baseless conspiracy…

Sorry, it’s shot like a lifetime original movie too. I mean it could be good, I know the test screenings loved it which is why it’s getting an oscar season release date, so who knows. Just to your earlier point the trailer is cut about as well as the film. 

People like Danielle Stella are the reason we have warning stickers on hairdryers telling you not to use them in the shower.  

It wasn’t. Worked on the film personally and yeaaaaaaaaaaaah what you see is what you get. 

Your comment reminds me of my favorite scene from In Bruges;

Man this guy Trump is gonna be so pissed when he hears about this. 

Ivanka later went on to say that Boris should get along swimmingly with the Price of Whales

Wouldn’t it be more presidential to bomb Afghanistan though?

Fox News tonight;