“Wayfair, you got just what I need (for a concentration camp.)“

“Everybody has their issue with Sarah Sanders, but if you can’t have a drink with somebody, then all of civilization has broken down.”

Brilliant. 

...he couldn’t have assaulted Carroll because “she’s not my type.”

“I don’t know if it’s hyperbole,” but that “the hatred for this president is so intense, that people are liable to say anything.”

No she’s damned if she does.

“We called ours Labor camps”

Fixed it for you.

“I raped a woman on fifth avenue and didn’t lose any supporters”

Thanks for that.

Billy the Kid Molester

We already have open borders, they’re just for corporations.

You know an easy way to end this argument about what level of terribleness this current iteration of concentration camp is, is to, oh I dunno, not have them at all?

Thanks for this Hamilton.

I bet you’re the type of guy who tells people “do your research” daily. 

This was my favorite part.