I’m not sure if you’re intentionally being obtuse, but that’s not how it works.

Now do the golf courses

How about we rip up the growing of alfalfa in the desert while we're at it.

I’m doing my part by killing and eating as many of these farting fuckers as possible.

I don’t mind going into work for an important meeting. But tacking on the equivalent of an extra work day per week in commute alone, just so I can be acknowledged once or twice, is/was the most soul-crushing part work-from-work.

Did they say nobody died from the heat?  Or did they say nobody they care about died from the heat?

Yeah but almost of those people who qualify for those jobs to command those salaries don’t have to give up ‘work from home’, because there is so much other opportunity available to them, so why would they?

IDK, I work at a company that pays great but requires nearly everyone to be in the office three days a week. We have developer positions that we can’t fill because of the in office requirement. If you’re good enough, you can choose your own adventure.

And now they’ll hang their hats on this one event, in one city, for a short period of time, as the reason they cannot trust any of the votes in the entire state and will forthwith just assign Republicans to all the contested offices.

I think the problem is that Musk isn’t nearly as smart as he thinks he is. He’s an incredible hype man and gets people to follow him when he does something. This however seems to be a case of where he bit off more than he could chew. I mean why would he have spent months trying to get out of the deal if this was the…

He was over-confident when he committed to buying Twitter and tried to bitch out of it. Now he’s stuck with it and has no idea what the fuck he is doing. Twitter was never going to be profitable to begin with, all these social media sites come with an expiration date. Now he’s demanding his new workforce squeeze blood…

Can you fit a guillotine on a jetski though?

If they are going beyond the scope of terrorists, both foreign and domestic, plots of sedition and insurrection and general violence and crime, etc. then yes, it’s a problem.

Show me on the doll where Maya Rudolph hurt you, honey.

This may be the truest statement I will read today. 

Not bad. You held it together for 4 whole sentences before you let your inner child out. Might have been able to make a salient point ... but no, you had to go to childish insults, which just totally cut the legs off from anything else you might have said.

+1.

There’s nothing more pathetic than some incel simping for Musk. Seek help.