So much for that vaunted “prosecutorial discretion” we keep hearing about to keep the cart on the rails. This is a travesty..

This gem: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls504255479/

Hands, you say?

Take your star you sick bastard XD

For an additional $1121 you get an Ewok valet.

The comedy is delivered at the end when we all get together as a people to face the threat down and win the day...that made me chuckle just writing it.

This does seem to be stretching it a bit.

Easy.

Nationalize big oil. It’s time to ration it out and wean us off the old black gold.

Where’s a “tough on crime” Rethuglican when you actually need one?

Y U LISP SHAME, BRO?

50k gross.

For bonus points, the blade fuses to the healed flesh and must be pulled out or look ridiculous.

I believe the word you are looking for is “Delicacy”.

Some people are Alien, some people are Aliens. It’s really that simple.

Meth.

Another tragic case of Affluenza incoming.

These fucking loonies just can’t fucking die fast enough, and I’m tired of pretending I care otherwise. 

The whitest of white-collar crimes, it would seem.

Or worse - a comedy.