Cake is low and slow - like Slow cooker cake, which is a gift from god.

It’s a ore accurate descriptor as well.

This is a scam. None of these restaurants will honor those “gift certificates”. Tried it three times and each time they refused to honor them.

This is a scam. None of these restaurants will honor those “gift certificates”. Tried it three times and each time…

AM radio? Yeah it pretty much sucks.

Ya Prima donna! I’d swim through liquid COVID for a million bucks. That’s got to be pretty close equivalence, right?

The original story was better. I guess falling in love with a prostitute was too edgy for modern audiences?

Imagine that - killing make-believe people for fun is problematic.

Everyone knows you cover yourself in jelly this time of year, no?

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*Farts loudly

I feel like there should be a ManBearPig cameo in the background of every episode going forward.

Anecdotally, my kid’s troop sells samoas nearly 5:1 on all other types. Thin mints are second, followed by s’mores. I just wish there were more of them in a package like a decade ago.

All the work to stage it and the lemons get all the credit!?

Better to mix them with cheese, eggs, breadcrumbs and pan-fry into fritters.

FYI - if you have Kaiser Permanente health plan (West coast mostly) the Calm app is free.

That woman can the be the punchline for everything!

“Well it’s not going to suck itself” comes to mind...

The Trashcan man is chaos.