The original story was better. I guess falling in love with a prostitute was too edgy for modern audiences?

Don’t google “visceral leishmaniasis” if you value your breakfast.

Worst part is that most of this was completely legal at the time. We the taxpayers are 100% on the hook for this.

I suspect it’s the fact that there’s only a dozen teeth between the 72.

Good job ferreting out all the details on this one!

*Adds torn apart by homicidal construction robot to list of reasons to be afraid of the future.

Imagine that - killing make-believe people for fun is problematic.

Everyone knows you cover yourself in jelly this time of year, no?

Hey now! Pink sludge is an extremely efficient way to consume a small avian!

Agreed. It’s not a big ask as far as social contract goes. It’s always an intrinsically selfish reason why people are obstinate about it too.

Yeah...it’s too late for that. AWS alone could support the core business handily. 

Sure it was a spider?

NOTHING is too stupid for this timeline anymore.

Starro-spawn. Cutie-fied for the generational crossover appeal.

A platitude once bit my sister. It was a very nasty bite.

I see they got both the “Well actually” guy and his wife Karen on their logo. Unintentional hilarity is best hilarity!

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*Farts loudly

I feel like there should be a ManBearPig cameo in the background of every episode going forward.