Rules are for pussies. Move fast and break things, amirite?
Rules are for pussies. Move fast and break things, amirite?
Money laundering 101 - keep it moving into businesses that burn through a LOT of cash.
Obligatory reminder that this is still a better response than a distressing amount of Corporate America.
Adultery. Doesn’t matter if it male or female. If she fucked around, she can’t make any more claims on community property AND Depp may be able to claw back some of the previous settlement due to bad faith.
To be fair, Amber Heard is the plain Wonder bread of Hollywood “Hot chicks”.
Rebecca Gayheart had a better threesome.
Silver lining: For a few glorious hours...
CONSUME, MOTHERFUCKERS!
CONSUME, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Fuck the glasses - what about the carafes?
Fuck the glasses - what about the carafes?
Earther: Consume less to save the world!
Plan for worst - hope for best.
We’d be polite too if the police were listening to everything we said lol.
Just feed GRASS with the MUD rinsed off to your HORSE.
I’ll tell you in one week...But there must be an apology in there first.
...”Aaand we’ll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X Files...”
Don’t forget to register as a foreign agent now. They now own 21% of your soul.
I’d call the whoppers an exception to that otherwise spot-on rule :-)
Now i want to see them spend the money and book the flights...OOPS! There’s a hurricane a coming!