Marauders ruined the damned game. It’s like listening to an amazing symphony. Chorals are perfect. Strings are golden, Brass is on-time and then - during a pause - The conductor rips out a HUGE wet fart.

Just make sure you REALLY get in into the meat. As close as you can to the bone - not in the fat.

The Teflon Don strikes again...but as we all know, little scratches add up and after eventually the pan has to be thrown out.

That plate is what happens when you spend 30 minutes on the toilet playing on your phone.

Agree. That was catty as fuck.

Just remember...

FTFY

My luck i just get the probe and not the candy.

So you came back...just to probe people?

It’s not blind if your kids or spouse run it.

I’ll trade a Pelosi for 3 Rethuglican tools.

Its gone, but here’s an almost as good one.

Its gone, but here’s an almost as good one.

The corsair headphones are no longer on sale apparently.

The corsair headphones are no longer on sale apparently.

The stanley parable is one of my all-time favorite funny games.

Sounds like some typical Red-state bullshit.

Selling boomers 8-year in-house bike loans is big bucks. See also: RV’s currently experiencing supply shortages.

My name is Sturgis Wayne Motorface and sometimes I just like to feel pretty when I ride my Fatboy. Car alarms playing out is sequence behind me as the scent of Harley-Davidson soap and Drakkar Noir merges into the exhaust like a symphony of carbon-based joy in my wake.

World of Goo or GTFO.

Noice!