Good.

More like they will still look good even with the blood from your stoning (by the poor) running over them.

Then he dunketh on the haters, and the voles, and the dormice, and the stoats before dropping a blessed number II and calling his hoes to himself.

Christ, don’t I know it. I was working at the Chevy’s there a bit later and had an old lady throw a drink on me because of how offended she was that we didn’t have any “American” food.

Big spender!

SORTA LIKE A COLA, BUT IN SUB-LITER SIZES, GENERALLY.

...unless the other tipped employees quit their jobs and go to work at the establishment that pays a better regular wage....causing the other establishments to also adjust prices to pay better wages.

Reminds me of my favorite advice so far:

Yeah...that escalated quickly.  None of the other threads are doing any better, I’m afraid :-(

All this argument over 1% or real money.

...which would likely be a felony.

Are they a PoC? - Add 2%

Exactly.

East or West coast?

...and they shouldn’t.  You forgot to close the thought.

TIP THE CHECK OR YOU ARE POOR AND SHOULD EAT TACO BELL.

That would be a negatory, sir!

Steam...has an ecosystem?

Meanwhile asymmetric warfare is now the norm, with a 250k missile capable of destroying a 250,000,000 investment as a matter of course.

lol his toupee almost flew off.