Then there's "Chunch Warming": The act of a female squatting over a toaster.

He will always be Fes...

True, and Dwight is very good at throwing bricks.

perfect response is perfect

you will when i am done with you

i dont understand the statement and i wont respond to it

shake it off pal

To be fair, a dating site from Steve Harvey (or any dating site) should be judged if/when it actually grows past infancy. Harvey's web site is most likely targeted towards his most ardent fans; late 30s, 40s or 50-somethings who might be re-entering the dating scene after a very long time — long-term marriages ending…

One of my favorite examples of this problem:

hi i think you have a lot of good idears and i want to talk to you more about them these animals they are freedom fioghters and i think its the lefty pinko freaks who would suggest we eat them you know why because they are cannibals think about it its all just a big flat circle and if we are all the same species as…

ACK!!! I HAVE A THROAT ACHE FROM ALL THIS DIVERSITY BEING FORCEFULLY RAMMED DOWN IT!!!!!!!

Sexy Russian Nesting Doll.

Haha, I don't know if this was posted in jest or for realsies, but I honestly made that mistake, despite the lack of apostrophe. Kids and their slang these days.

Is Joe Flacco aleut?

The breakdown by position list is somehow shocking in number form, even though it's obvious from watching the games.

0 black kickers
1 black punter
0 black longsnappers
0 white CBs
0 white nose tackles

Bob Breeno, everybody.

do she got the grooty

"Though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not."

The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see...