Man, this one’s tough...buy some blessed rocks or do that pile of laundry.

OH NO I haven’t checked in on Bitches Gotta Eat in a few months and I actually said ‘noooo’ aloud reading that Helen died :(

Give him a break -- he only just started Rumspringa and hasn’t had time to shop!

I understand your long-standing frustration but your parents were doing you a solid on this one.

Don’t you dare try and bring JNCOs back, Ariana. They’re not exactly new - or, you know, stylish.

Gina Rodriguez is that social media friend who won’t stop gushing about her “King”, then 3 months later cross posts a cryptic message from Instagram like

This isn’t a horror story, but it’s definitely a weird one: I walked into my freshman dorm room one day and found my roommate, Jen, in bed with her best friend Ann. Okay, whatever, it was a women’s college blah blah.

“There’s an endless appetite for trash, apparently, though everyone would say that they don’t have that appetite,”

when there’s a lull in conversation:
Jen: I’m fine!

“Those are not my words. There is no record of those being my words, even though there are recordings where I said those words. Okay, so maybe they are my words. So what. I will not apologize for my words. I will not stand by them either, because that’s not fair. But if I did say those words, it’s the media’s…

They’re the only couple with actual chemistry.

Theory: LaLa is dating a married Grizzly Bear who definitely fills out the magnums she keeps on stock and that James definitely couldn’t fill.

This is my favorite sketch comedy show! So glad it’s back. Because I take sketch comedy very seriously.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

From everything that has been posted I think a break, whether temporary or permanent, from this community will be good for you. The situation isn’t healthy for you. Good luck.

See you tomorrow!

That’s not exactly the complete narrative of this mess, but whatever you need to tell yourself to continue this martyr complex thing you have going on...

“Don’t trust anyone. Bring comfortable shoes.”

It was Buster’s name day this week! I adopted him three years ago. We celebrated with “cake” (basically a ground chicken meatloaf with potato frosting) and puppy ice cream, and he picked out a new toy at PetCo (as did Sophie, so she wouldn’t feel left out). Here he is looking incredibly handsome in his name day bow…

Yay for travelling! What’s been your favourite destination so far, and where are you most excited to go?