Can I come to this party??

Yep, me too. I know how much I love stimulants and I have no doubt that one bump would lead to me being a full blown addict.

Yeah... I saw it last night, and had I known about this before hand I would've saved my money.

Thank you!

What are these gifs from??

This is amazing.

Vinny can get it.

I noped out of that article when I got to the part where he made her watch a porn with people fucking on top of a dying bear. I hope she gets all the monies.

My best friend and I had a semi serious argument about this last night. She thinks he's funny, and I think he's either trying to be funny for the cameras or a legit psychopath.

I once let my friend’s 2 1/2 year old “play” with my iPhone. Within 3 minutes she had deleted my facebook app, taken multiple pictures of the carpet, and texted my old roommate a string of gibberish.

I heard orphanage and got excited about creepy kids.

The mass killing was so unnecessary.

I think she kinda knew she was out of the running for the position at that point, but wanted to follow up with her second interview.

She brought it out while explaining that she had been kicked out by her mom and was now living with and puppy sitting for her neighbors. It was for a sales associate position at a teen clothing store in a mall.

Unfortunately, the puppy came with the job seeker’s announcement that her mom had kicked her out so she was living with neighbors and taking care of their puppy in lieu of paying them rent. And she could only work when they could drive her to the mall.

I once had a girl bring a puppy to an interview. A GODDAMN PUPPY IN HER PURSE!

Aw that question was my favorite when I ran interviews! The only time I side-eyed/didn't hire someone based on it was a guy who said he'd be a cat, because they're lazy and lay around all day and that's what he does too. 😒

HE SAID IDK?!!! I am dying.

You just changed my life.

Right?! And like your original story, I was looking forward to those leftovers. :(