That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

I am flexible about most things but I hate not having a top sheet. I don’t understand how people do it.

Winter time - Your comforter is a lifeline you need EVERY DAY and who wants to get it all dirty and nasty with sweat?

Summer time - sometimes you just want a thin blanket! Oh, what’s that, you’ve got a top sheet? …

my most recent ex didn’t even use top sheets.

Awesome! Haven’t even had time to catch these yet but they both look amazing.

UM EXCUSE ME THE RUGRATS DID IN FACT GET OLDER

It’s the dream for any teacher but yeah you just can’t. That’s what the bar after work is for.

Since these came in pretty late last night, it should be noted that ANW competitor and Supergirl stuntwoman Jessie Graff won the Emmys red carpet last night:

Yes, because “just don’t be afraid” is a really helpful suggestion. I hear you on the point that this is what the terrorists want, we shouldn’t be scared, and I personally am not, but telling BabyGotFront that you’re “not sure why [they] don’t understand that” is disingenuous. They may understand, but that doesn’t…

I’m aware that terrorists want to scare people (the term “terrorists” sorta implies that).

What did those sharks do to deserve this ill-treatment?

I hate to “actually” you, but the correct terminology is “football rink.”

I always assumed that too and I never knew her Carrie Diaries “backstory”. She never really mentions her family on satc yet other characters’ parents are referenced and/or seen. But I also assumed she nabbed her apt when a 600 sq ft unit was still affordable and had a rent controlled situation happening. And of course…

I’m in the middle of a bit of an emotional crisis as I am preparing to make a huge transition about which I am extremely anxious, so I haven’t been putting my face on much at all lately.

Some of y’all probably saw this on twinja, but my daughter turned thirteen this week so I made one of those stupid chalkboard things for her. She hated me. Also, her two friends flaked on her birthday celebration today, so we’re having a pity party. GOD I don’t miss being a teenager.

I definitely think people go to ridiculous lengths to keep their pets alive, often just prolonging an animal’s suffering. But I really don’t think there’s anything selfish about not putting an older dog down simply because it’s gone blind or has aches and pains -- it’s perfectly possible to have a decent quality of…

Let’s talk about our sweet pups who have passed!

is dabbing involved? is your FLAM on fleek?

ok, i’m starting the “I havent fucked a dude who lived in a crawlspace but I did fuck a dude who ______!” thread

I used to date a doctor - and not just a doctor, but an otorhinolaryngologist - who had a mattress on the floor in his townhouse. He kept his clothes in neatly folded piles on the floor. But what the heck, he took me to restaurants where almost everything was served flaming, and he only wanted to perform oral sex…

Drunk enough to go home with a guy who lives in a crawl space but not drunk enough that you couldn’t climb up the ladder to said crawl space.