I unabashedly, unapologetically, unironically love Judge Judy. LOVE her. I love how she refuses to suffer fools, I love how she shuts people down with just a look, I love how she yells when she’s just fucking DONE with someone, I love how she says things like DON’T PISS ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT’S RAINING.

I have Judy’s autograph! In that she signed my parent’s divorce papers when she was the Family Court Judge in NYC when I was a kid. STILL COUNTS!

I watch her on YouTube sometimes. Rich is right; the modern world scares and confuses her so it’s sometimes fun to watch. I don’t particularly like the way she screams at people, often for no reason (except for ratings) so I don’t watch like I used to back in college.

I love it! The new episode yesterday, when she looked at the camera and actually addressed the viewing audience, was so damn good!

I love Judge Judy. LOVE her! I don’t care how cranky, contemptuous, and eye-roll-y she gets. She’s a smart, tough, admirable lady.

My mom used to make my sister and I hold hands. We would sit silently trying to crush the other’s hand the entire time. She once made us sit face to face, noses touching. Whenever she wasn’t looking I would stick my tongue out and touch some part of my sister’s face.

Yeah, he should have been able to come back with a quick witticism. Like, “yeah, that’s the same as the sex fantasy that I have, except after I leave I fall, and then I keep falling, and then I’m in the woods and there’s this circle of goat people, and they’re chanting, and there’s blood everywhere, and I try to ask…

Maybe the older brother stole it and that’s why no one likes him.

Atlanta, the third season of You’re the Worst, Pamela Adlon’s first original series Better Things. FX is knocking it out of the park this fall.

My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!

This picture just reminded me that Jezebel scary stores are just around the corner and now I’m sad because it’s not October yet :(

That was my senior picture, and your cruel remarks hurt my feelings.

I want to love this, but Lily Rabe/Sarah Paulson’s character is the stereotypical idiot women in ever horror movie so far. Fucking teeth rain down...Eh no biggie. Husband goes away on business, leaving you alone in your new, creepy house...byeeeeee I’m cool. Said new creepy house has a very modern spiral staircase....o…

I give both props to the homeless dude for being honest about just spending the money on pizza and sex and Paris for giving him the $100.

Also ... this caused me a moment of discomfort today, so I figured I’d pay it forward:

idk everyone is generally mean; i feel niceness deserves a reward

We can be pathetic together.

I’ve probably taken 6,000 pictures of my dog. I know, I’m pathetic.

Guy Fieri plays Find the Beef Jerky