How many times today do you think Barack and Michelle just looked at each other, burst out laughing, and high-fived? I’m going with 20 as a minimum.

The only tweet that has made any sort of connection with me in a long while. Team Kittens.

And if you have a kid, they want to know if you are going to have another kid. If you have two girls, they want to know when you are going to have a boy, and if you go for another, they will let you know that three is too many. Basically, you need to get married and have two kids, a boy and a girl, within a tightly…

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For reals. It kind of annoys me how Kristen has been labeled the crazy cheating whore (although half of that descriptor is right) and Sandoval performs angel/victim all the time when he was cheating and lying just as much as Kristen. And he probably did cheat on Arianna with Miami Girl, too!

Vanderpump Rules is the best reality show on TV, COME AT ME. Also very much appreciated its cameo on Mr. Robot last night.

Yes Natalie because when I hear the terms “news professional” and “journalist”, the first thing I think of is Access Hollywood.

For me it’s actually bra-less then pants-less, THEN topless. But usually if it’s hot at home I’ll rock just a tank and underpants. I don’t actually like being topless. Even if my tank provides no support without a bra I still feel better than with nothing at all on.

No one gives a fuck about your kids, Melissa Joan Hart. People do actually give a shit about Clarissa Explains It All. I don’t really though because I’m a Clarissa who got teased with it. :(

“I’m exposing my boobs in the same way that I want to expose police racism and corruption.”

Mischa’s eyes do not look nearly coherent enough for her to be sitting on that ledge.

Also... the terrible freestyling? ugh. So much of the episode was just cringeworthy

You’re really doubling down on this, huh?

That’s Britney, bitch. And JT, just doing an homage to Canadian styles.

“Taylor loves that Tom is really into fashion and that they can coordinate their outfits together.”

For fucks sake. I am trying very hard to relate to law enforcement perspective, but I am quite tired of being told to think about how their families feel not knowing if their loved ones will come back after work, and the stress that creates. It amazes me that they demand this while failing to understand how black…