Oh dude. I love you, and lord knows the K family are weirdos, but the Kardashians are not responsible for Lamar’s addiction.
This is the clean joke I always tell: (I love it. Also I didn’t come up with it but have no idea who did)
I was interviewing for my dream job in the cardiac cath. lab at a Boston hospital, and I misjudged the distance I would need to walk (in heels) from the T stop to the HR office. It was blazing hot and humid, and because I was fast-walking in heels in the heat, my chronic (but usually controlled) heart arrythmia kicked…
So much fun! I love everyone's stories so much from funny to horrifying-
Thanks for doing this. WE ALL MISS PISSING CONTEST! Great stories tonight!
Well I’m probably about 9 months into depressingly fruitless job searching and like a month ago I got a call asking if I could do a Skype interview but I still didn’t have internet in my flat (7 months in, raggggggggeee). Naturally I asked if it could be a phone interview or if we could schedule it for another time…
Aww, I’m late to this but I’ll write it just bc it still cracks me up.
As a prospective employee: I had just turned 18.When slubby, unshaved, guy who owned the store showed me the uniform and told me I could just try it on right there in is office. I told him to fuckity fuck fuck right off, I also called the police and let them know. I also called his wife, because fuck that guy.
I’ve always done okay with interviews myself but I’m a manager, I’ve conducted many interviews, so here it goes:
This was an interview for a school program, not a job, but still funny to me. I had to demonstrate proficiency in a specific language. The interviewer pointed to a photograph hanging on his wall and asked me to describe it. It was a farm scene, and there was a tractor. I could not remember the word for tractor for a…
I hate “creative” interview questions and I’m an actor but I panic at that stuff. Once when asked what kind of animal I would be I said “a porcupine...um....because they have a really good defense system”. They looked at me like I was going to straight up try to murder them.
When I was in high school I tried to get a job at Hot Topic. (Back when it was goth-knock off, not whatever it is today, ‘k?) Within minutes of starting the interview I knew there was no way I was going to get hired. They made me “audition” with two guys competing for same job. The guy interviewing me was as giant…
Can I tell one from the other side? I was doing a generic phone screen and the poor kid I was interviewin could not answer any questions. There was at least 40 seconds of silence after each question before he inevitably answered with a verbal shrug and “uh, idk”. And yes, he literally just said the letters.
Oh, oh! I got caught in a massive rainstorm waiting for the bus for my interview. Was mid-house move, so had no umbrella on my person (AND it was a sunny DC morning until the moment it wasn’t!). Myself and another bus-stop-waiter caught a cab together downtown. I was absolutely soaking, the kind of wet you get when…
In my young, irresponsible days my BFF set me up with an interview for a part-time job. That night I went out partying and never, ahem, made it home. So I showed up late for the interview in my revealing party clothes from the night before, with wet hair, no makeup, etc. I made up a crazy lie about losing my suit…
I was feeling kind of weird about this job in the first place. I had had one interview that went well with the one owner and was back for a final interview with the other. He spent the whole time peeping down my top and asking me off the cuff questions about the female owner. I finally asked if they were married or…
Let’s do a pissing contest tonight!
I got blackout drunk last weekend. Here are some things I apparently did in that state: