Taylor wore a white dress to a wedding in Texas?! Are you fucking kidding me?

“Who should I make it out to?”

How could I forget artisanal?!

Vindicated but sympathetic sums up my feelings as well. And curated and bespoke are two pretentious words that make my skin crawl.

Exactly. She's beautiful but not a great actress, and her whole lifestyle brand site was a tone deaf swing and a miss.

“I’m a real witch with real clients” is gonna be my new nonsensical comeback.

I would so read an article about your job! Haha. I read somewhere that Stassi admitted to using adderall the first couple seasons to keep her weight down, but she doesn't seem like the type to do coke. Literally everyone else does though, except maybe Katie because she's so boring.

I don't really do podcasts, what did she say?

The scene after the comedy club when everyone was having pizza at their apartment, right? They were so obviously coked out and aggressive for no reason.

THANK YOU

Please tell me how the fuck you pronounce that. I’m going to a wedding there next weekend and I just keep telling people “near New Braunfels.”

I have so many questions about that statue. The bare feet are weird for sure, but why is it just chilling by the side of a building?

I once thought it would be a good idea to wear a romper with a buttoned-up chambray shirt over it for a night of bar hopping.

Haha, well I learned something new!

You are not alone. It’s like watching a chihuahua yapping at a Rottweiler through a fence knowing nothing will really happen.

My favorite part is that he just happened to have a head lamp in his pocket.

SALEM!!

An ex of mine got into a freak accident while operating a forklift and sliced his leg open in the middle of a poorly done tattoo. It left a scar but you could still see the lines underneath.

Exactly! Here is a non-exhaustive list of things I would do to cause my asshole cat to attack me: look at him, not look at him, walk through a room, watch TV, get dressed, feed him, literally just exist. He and my skin are MUCH better off since he was re-homed.

Thanks for all the recs! I'm loving those two NARS ones but I've never used their shadows, is the color payoff similar to UD?