The jar says water or ACV, which I don't have, but I do have milk! Thank you for the tips!

I got it today (thanks Amazon prime!) and I'm having a hard time getting it smooth. I used an equal mix of water and powder and tried to get the lumps out with a fork but no luck. :( am I doing something wrong?

This is exactly where my thoughts went as well. I am forever committing to “MAYBE I’ll attend your 2 year old’s birthday party at 9am on a Saturday” when I mean “NO I would rather light myself on fire.”

Yikes, the pulsating thing makes me kinda nervous just because I’ve dealt with that as a bad reaction to a mask before! How long do you leave it on for?

I had no idea dog DNA kits were a thing!! Where did you get yours from?

ELF has a great dupe for the MUFE translucent powder.

I just ordered the Clay mask! Thanks for the tip on moisturizing afterward.

I got one of those loop tools from Amazon, and it’s really easy to use. You just have to know not to apply too much pressure and dig into your skin

I haven’t used the mint julep mask in a long time, thanks for reminding me how to get all the gunk out of my face!

I miss Mark. :(

Whenever I hear weird kid names I always think of nicknames they could go by. Spurge does not seem like a better alternative...

I hadn't heard about Farrah's thing but I'm off too Google it! Have you seen the porn iguana on that new mother/daughter reality show?

Hey, I have that bag!

So I lost my Bravo reality virginity to Vanderpump Rules recently, and am almost caught up with the current season. What Real Housewives season would you recommend next?

I started planning this in my mind... Hello Kitty shaped ship wheel, hot tub, bar. Bathroom with Hello Kitty faucets, sink, shower head. And let’s go ahead and make Hello Kitty shaped lightbulbs! Why not, That Billionaire can afford it! :)

I'm sorry for your loss, and I am glad that you were able to talk things out with your dad. Mine passed suddenly and my family didn't even know if he wanted to be buried or cremated. Having something in writing, or conversations about wishes, takes SUCH a burden off the survivors.

That is adorable!

Does that bow tie have sharks on it?! My dog needs that for his tie collection ASAP.

I’m the same way, and it makes me feel awkward if someone doesn’t want to eat meat in front of me. Like dude, I choose not to eat it but idgaf if you wolf down a rare steak in front of me! Just don’t make fun of what I eat, or try to convince me to eat meat, and we’re good.

Do you know if your bio-aunt knew of your existence before hearing from you?