I just recently got sucked into the Vanderpump Rules vortex and as such have given too much thought to Stassi’s boobs. How are they so big and saggy that she needed a reduction and lift? They just look like normal large-ish but proportional boobs to me.

I mean, can you picture him looking any other way? I really can't.

Well there are less exclamation points than accusers, so maybe he not totally innocent?

Babies in zip up hoodies are my favorite! So unnecessary but so adorable!

Beyonce lives in your heart as long as you believe in Her.

Haha yes, yours was excellent! I had starred it as soon as I read it.

How did I not realize that was Norm?? But no, I hate those commercials. They’re annoying as fuck. You are not alone.

Oh my god. Yeah, I’m glad you recognize that this isn’t just angry teen behavior - I was a real bitch to my mom when I was a teen/preteen but I never assaulted or threatened her. I am also surprised they didn’t want to keep her there longer, especially after you having to call the cops multiple times which couldn’t…

Yess bring back the pissing contest! That was my favorite series even when I had nothing to contribute. What was your story about?

I'd call the vet and see what they say. I believe there's something topical you can get from them in lieu of a proper de-worming.

Thirding the holy shit response. Do you think she's actually capable of hurting you?

What an honor! I will choose Willy Wonka - the original, not the creepy Johnny Depp one - and I will come hand out free candy!

I remember reading about this (maybe on buzzfeed?) a while ago when it was just starting to get going. I think it's such a great idea! I'll pool some of my ten mil with you on that. :)

I wish I could give you more stars for an A-plus use of “scrub.” It really should be used more often.

I’m not sure why you’re replying to me with this. I have no problem with how any instagram model chooses to advertise herself on the site, it is still completely different than an unsolicited dick pic sent to an individual.

I never said pictures of anyone’s genitals were bad, or that they should be considered sexual assault. I do think that unsolicited and unwanted nude pictures sent to anyone is sexual harrassment.

I think the overall point has gotten confused here. Naked bodies and bare genitals are not inherently bad. Penises themselves are not offensive.

On the bright side, the replies you and I have gotten have have taught me how to use the dismiss button!

I was working on a really detailed comment explaining things like consent, solicitation, and people choosing to view nude models or attend nude beaches or whatever, but then I read your reply to Strawberry Jones and realized that you're an MRA or a troll choosing to remain ignorant. If you really can't understand why…

You are a magnificently talented artist.