When my friend and I were in high school, we’d play a game called “To Catch A Predator” in a random AOL chat room. Our favorite response was to describe ourselves as “two hot chicks” and then send a picture of her two literal baby chickens.

But do women ever actually go along with that?

That makes sense. I did still receive plenty of “hey babe I’m in town for the weekend wanna cum to my hotel and hookup?” from absolute strangers.

Isn't it amazing?! When we got there we spent over an hour just wandering around and checking things out on different floors. Also, being able to stand on the corner of 6th Street and people-watch when the bars closed in my pajamas was an excellent experience. :)

I sincerely hope you’re trolling, but in case you’re not, I’ll explain it to you.

I’ve spent some time on okcupid and tinder in the past few years and never received a single dick pick. It seems like everyone else I know has though? Was it super common for you?

This was my thought while watching the trailer. HTGAWM has some steamy gay male sex scenes, and they're treated the same as the hetero scenes. I really don't get the big deal here.

I’ve never heard that about painkillers, and I’ve been on them for over a year. Then again, I don’t abuse them.

Haha nope, we’re safe!

I bet he totes knew all the words and rapped along. /eyeroll

Fuck, I just checked your comment history and you might actually be my cousin. :/

That’s awful. I kind of assumed if he wasn’t exaggerating about being pulled over 20 times in a year there had to be other reasons.

I replied to 2headedweinerdog but I just remembered the name of the hotel! It was The Driskill and has an awesome haunting history even if I didn't experience anything.

I didn’t have anything super exciting happen to me! It was a hotel in Austin, TX built in the 1880s and known for having several distinct ghosts. I dealt with some really weird elevator malfunctions and lights flickering, but it's an old building. We went to the floor the little girl who fell down the stairs and died…

Exactly! I mean, as a teen and now I love the loud-ish car sing-a-long occasionally, but I still want to be able to hear myself think.

The comment I was typing out disappeared, so I hope I’m not repeating myself.

I think I'm the adult version of your kid. I stay in hotels so infrequently that I’m easily impressed. I flipped out the first time I stayed somewhere with bathrobes and my family made fun of me. :(

I lived in a ground floor apartment next to the parking lot, and I had a neighbor that always had his volume and bass turned up so high that windows and things in my apartment would literally rattle every time he left or came back into the parking lot. Not gonna lie, I wished terrible things upon him multiple times. I…

Dewey was the best!

That Frankie Muniz tweet really pissed me off. Oh you're bragging about being an obnoxious and disruptive little twerp? Good for you.