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Fuzzy Socks
wherearemyfuzzysocks

I only made it through one episode of OG last season because she made me want to throw things at the tv.

I had forgotten all about her mom! Guess I need to re-watch before season 2 premieres.

I’m almost scared to see what “darker” means when season one had a DV victim commit suicide.

My ex spent some time in that jail, and wrote me a letter saying it was hard to sleep AND the food sucks. So this woman clearly has my deepest sympathies.

I had some serious Khloga last week after taking mucinex. It was gross but so satisfying.

That’s what I take as well, and my orthopedist prescribes me 180 pills at a time, which lasts me a couple months, so that I don’t have to make an appointment to get a physical prescription pad paper to take to Target pharmacy and get judged as frequently.

If I had a personal assistant I'd definitely have them undress me when I'm wasted. Also carry around fans for me like Jen because who wants to sweat if you don't have to?

I am currently on narcotic pain meds, not fentanyl, but I keep it tucked away because I don't want it getting stolen, and I'm also ashamed to let people know exactly what I take.

I responded to Travelgrrl about why I don’t think regulating heroin in a dispensary would work, but I am right there with you as a pain patient who’s tired of being treated like an addict.

Not a user, but have had a lot of addict friends and an addict bf over the years. You are correct - most users say they are always trying to match their first high, but nothing will ever be like that again but they use more and more as they build up a tolerance anyway. This would make it hard for a clinic to regulate.

That line makes me want to watch this documentary (series? I haven't heard of it). All the addicts I've known, their families keep it hidden for the most part. And they might need a nice home cooked meal when one kid is in rehab and one just OD'ed but it's not like cancer where people band together to help.

Jesus Christ. The only person I know (through my addict ex) that used fentanyl would get it from shady hospital workers and friends who got the patches and lollipops from pain management clinics.

I have been in this exact scenario so many times, and I'm just glad I've learned that I can't change anyone... And am extra glad I never had kids with them.

I heard that Demeter Sunscreen layered with Piña Colada was a good dupe for that, but Sunscreen smells like expired bug spray on me, so I've never tried the real deal.

Oh man, Demeter Thunderstorm is so great! I used to wear Margarita as well.

My current fave is Elizabeth & James Nirvana Black, but I’ve worn Marc Jacobs Daisy Eau so Fresh for years and know a lot of people associate that scent with me (it was awkward when an old coworker came in wearing it and multiple other coworkers told her “Hey, you smell like Fuzzy Socks!” or vice versa) but it kinda

Damn, I wish I had seen this last night when I was drunk and texting everyone I've ever met happy new year. Now I'm just hungover and grey. :(

I have such a hard time finding Smart Food white cheddar popcorn, the non-low fat kind, that when I do find it I buy and immediately consume the whole bag.

Excuse you, m’lady, it's called a fedora. ;)

I think of them as more of a miracle whip sandwich on wonderbread, with the crusts cut off. And a side of room temp tap water.