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Haha! Any time I left my iTunes open on my laptop and unattended, this cat would jump up on it. In addition to changing titles, he would change whatever song was playing to “How’s It Gonna Be” by Third Eye Blind. Every damn time!

Hey, not to defend Florida Man but I once had a cat change the names of several of my songs on iTunes.

Is it weird if I print out his and Ethan Couch’s mugshots and tape them to my punching bag? I think it would help motivate me to do my upper arm workouts.

According to the article, he's a clean and sober vegan fan of meditation now.

At least Ethan Couch was found! And please tell me more about these quesadillas.

Maybe that should be his punishment - let’s hold a raffle, $20 a ticket to punch him in the face, with all proceeds going to the families of the people he killed!

I literally said all I wanted for Christmas was for him and Shkreli to be locked in a cell together for all eternity. At this point I just want them to both serve time.

His face is so goddamn punchable and the facial hair just makes it worse.

I’m sure she’ll be charged, but I don’t know that she’ll actually be convicted. I’m hoping she will, of course, and that the fact that they were found in another country will rack up more charges for both of them.

YESSSSSS!

I'm really hoping that tattoo is fake. Without even knowing what it says, the placement is weird and the letters are crooked. I will never ever understand celebs with unlimited funds getting shitty tattoos (see: Justin Bieber).

What the fuck? And I got disturbed when they ate dogs on The Walking Dead. :(

During both her pregnancies my mom had super specific cravings for Heath bar blizzards from Dairy Queen. Nothing else would suffice. Apparently my dad went on many late night/early morning blizzard runs.

That is excellent! I've never been pregnant, but most of my friends have. When my BFF was about 6 months along we went out to dinner and she reluctantly ordered a glass of wine. She got so many dirty looks, she ended up just taking a few sips and giving it to me to finish.

Okay, in defense of over hard/medium eggs, I never eat fried eggs on their own, I only get them on sandwiches. And over easy eggs on toasted bread with cheese and tomatoes is just a soggy disaster.

I used to live in between a mosque and a baptist church. Guess whose members were super friendly and whose were assholes? I always worried about the mosque too.

When I was getting divorced, I had to wait 60 days after filing to appear before a judge. I was annoyed at the time, but it makes sense because couples like this may change their minds and reconcile in that time. I wonder if NH has a similar rule?

Haha! I’m 27 and my cousin’s 4 year old tried to guess my age the last time I saw him. He was SHOCKED that I was older than 16.

I’m 27 and I didn’t get it either. I was like “I netflix and chill with my dog all the time!” Whoops. But I also don’t get how it’s different from “watching a movie” as code for having sex.