Okay, I was gonna get all #notallvegetarians on you but that is just fucking obnoxious. All I did was snap at my brother for saying my tofurkey looked disgusting.

Haha that is excellent! I didn't see that in the comments.

I really hope your dad will be okay and recieve proper treatment! I’ve been in a similar situation and it’s hard when you don’t fully trust the people who are supposed to be caring for your loved ones.

It’s only 10pm but my brother and SIL have already gone to bed, so I think I can call this Christmas a success!

Damn, now I want to hear that whole story!

I’m so sorry you’re going through that right now. Sending good vibes your way!

I got a head start on drinking while my family was at church. Joke’s on those clowns!

I’m with you on the being single thing. I haven’t been in a relationship in 2 years and I usually don’t care but damn I feel lonely today.

Yeah, I feel like that could cause a lot of problems within a family. My brother had a friend appear on the show last year, but they lost and didn't have to deal with this predicament.

Right? And how would you decide who gets the car?

Nope. She just turns it on. Whenever she and my brother visit they take over the TV. It's pretty much that, sports, and weird true life medical shows. And sometimes The Office.

Seriously, I think it’s the game show network that has like a two hour block of it every weekday, and she always has it on. And then again when it comes on in the evening.

They think it's an app, but it's really controlled by their PR teams.

I love standard poodles! I feel like I don't see many of them around anymore.

Haha! I definitely got the pranking gene from my dad, and even though he's gone now, I still manage to convince my mom of dumb stuff occasionally in his memory. :)

I think you're right! He's gonna find it hilarious no matter what. I'd like for it to at least resemble him though.

He wrote some books and I think had a reality show at one point. He’s one of the leaders of the “Pick-Up Artist” movement. Known for horrible hats and worse opinions. Try googling “Mystery PUA.”

It legit made me uncomfortable. Why did everything take so long? Why did they all keep cheering??

Maybe this will finally turn my sister in law against him and there can be peace on earth this Christmas.

I think the one I was most excited about giving is going to be a bust. It’s a personalized bobble head, with a hand sculpted face. I’ve been sent two proofs by the company, and one was of the wrong person and the second looked nothing like him. I was so excited and now I’m panicking about finding a backup present and…