That's fucking awful! I'm glad you got an awesome kiddo in the end though!

Oh man, I've also known my dentist my whole life, and he hugs me after my appointments, and I was SO embarrassed the time I started sobbing when he went to fill a cavity. My mom thought I was just being a dramatic teenager, but in reality the novocaine hadn't kicked in and I could feel EVERYTHING and it was awful.

I've never seen that commercial but it totally sounds like a dumb thing I would cry over.

Edibles, man. Years ago I had a friend come over with some cookies and brownies he’d baked and planned on selling at a party we were heading to, and he gave me a couple freebies. I was already high so instead of thinking “more drugs before a party is probably a bad idea” I thought “fuck yes chocolate!!” and proceeded…

Holy shit. I would have had a total meltdown too, that's nightmare material!

That’s hilarious to me, because I was the complete opposite! My mom thinks it was because when I was just learning how to walk my aunt’s schnauzer knocked me down and I associated her face with mens facial hair? But I wouldn’t have anything to do with bearded men until I was almost 3, which apparently hurt a couple…

Right after my ex-husband and I split up, I had moved back in with my parents and was, to put it lightly, a complete goddamn train wreck. I would burst into tears over the dumbest shit. The most embarrassing incident was when my mom convinced me to go grocery shopping with her, just to get me out of the house. I went…

My family had this conversation a few years ago, after my mom had to counsel her best friend who couldn’t decide if she should donate her son’s organs after he committed suicide because they’d never discussed it. We are all 100% on board for donating whatever’s usable, and my mom’s friend received letters from…

YES. I’m sure she’s a fine actress but after HoC any time I see her in something I'm just like ugh this bitch.

I like your style. I watch until the end of season 6, even though it was dumb as hell for the first 2/3, just so I can imagine it ending with Nancy in prison and the guys off living it up in Copenhagen.

How can anyone not like funfetti?? 16 year old me refuses to click the link in case it turns out he doesn't like red velvet either.

Wut.

Um yeah, I'd think a super hacker would have something set up to prevent that from happening. But nothing makes sense in their world!

I’m honestly more curious about this than who shot Annalise at this point.

Seriously, first HIV and now a pissed off murderer? Oliver just can't catch a break. :(

When my brother and I were kids we got a kitten for Easter that we named Missy. Later that day, her name changed to Socks when it was discovered that she was male. The best part of this story is that my dad was a veterinarian...

I know of 3 grandmothers who go by Gigi instead of grandma.

My number one food pic pet peeve is people who serve meals on paper plates. The home cooked meal you made for your man really doesn't look impressive on a Dixie plate!

My ex and I had separate bedrooms and people side-eyed us but it was GLORIOUS. I got to throw my clothes all over my room and have all my girly shit, he got to decorate his with weird brass figurines and have a home for his xbox. But most importantly, when I had to be up at 7am for work and he didn’t get home til 1 or…

I had cheese and crackers in The Blanket Nest That Contains At Least One Dog.