I just commented about Morgan tying that guy up when he could've been helping save others. I think he's so used to being on his own, he's no longer able to see what needs to be done for the greater good in a community.

I loved how at the beginning of the episode one of the housewives called Carol a “hero” for giving her some recipe, and I was like lady you have no idea.

It sounds like something that should be checked out, and Planned Parenthood is a great place to go for concerns like this. But have you considered that it might just be a mole?

They usually do it right before Halloween, so we have a little more waiting.

I've only been to a strop club a few times in my life, so forgive me if this is a dumb question, but how the fuck could someone strip to Nickleback??

“LARPing in a suit” made me laugh out loud. My school didn’t have model UN but we did have Youth & Government, in which I was part of a mock legislative branch of the state and presented and defended bills, with a big year end event at the Capitol. Super nerdy extracurricular but I’ll be damned if I didn’t have a…

You’ve already gotten a lot of good tips, but I swear by Emergen-C. I usually get a cold at least once a year when the weather changes, and now that its finally cooling off in Texas I need to stock up! When I get that beginning of a cold feeling, I take one packet twice a day, along with my regular multivitamin and…

The text message thing got me as well. And why not plant the original gun?! These people are morons.

It's like they time it that way. I used to babysit a toddler who, in the 3 minute pee break I took while she was entranced by cartoons, would strip completely naked, put on my shoes, and try to climb on the kitchen counter.

No way would I ever trust Maggie to babysit my hypothetical kids. We all know as soon as she gets a boyfriend she stops caring about anything else, including her missing sister!

Yeah but is there wifi?

My dad hired a (white) woman named Secret at his clinic. Yes, that’s a silly name, but she didn’t choose it and she was damn good at her job. I would totally hire someone like her over someone who can't manage to come up with an appropriate email address when applying for jobs!

You did do a good job of explaining yourself, although in my opinion she still looks older than 25 in that picture, probably due to plastic surgery. But again, I don’t think that means she wasn’t assaulted!

I just want to say that I think the pile-on you’re dealing with here is ridiculous. I know I’m just a grey but it bothers me when commenters get beat down by “regulars". I understand what you meant in your original and subsequent comments, this woman looks old for her age and is also a possible assault victim. Neither…

I’ve learned reading through these comments that apparently having sympathy for an assault victim and thinking said assault victim looks older than her age are mutually exclusive!

Hahaha seriously. It was never Smirnoff Ice or generic wine coolers, always Mike’s. But that was the first alcoholic beverage I ever consumed at age 13 so I guess it was a legit request by the decoys!

Right?! And I’m pretty sure he showed up with the Predator Starter Pack - Mike’s hard lemonade and condoms.

I remember that one! My ex and I always quoted our favorite line, a guy who said in a totally monotone voice, “What, thirteen? I just wanted to go to the beach!”

Good for you on your long term sobriety! I believe he's going to be there for 9 months. He honestly deserves to be in jail, and I don't know why he's been allowed to break his probation so many times without consequences. But I hope that being in rehab for that long he'll make the choice to get and stay clean, and…

Many good vibes sent your way from a grey!