As someone with a super mock-able last name, I totally commiserate.

Me too! Haha, gotta love technology.

Sigur Ros is my go-to sex music! And anything else ambient and not lyric-heavy. You don’t want to end up paying more attention to the music than the sexytimes! Good luck working through your issues, and I'm glad you married someone who will work through them with you. :)

Like yfunk said, I’m enjoying being single at the moment and I can’t totally relate because of my relationship history, but I have absolutely gone so long without any physical contact with guys that I worry I've forgotten how. In my experience though, it's basically muscle memory - once I start kissing a dude/doing…

Oh girl. Six months out of a 3 year relationship with a person who destroyed me emotionally, and told me while we were living together that he didn’t believe in marriage, got engaged to a 19 year old he spent two weeks with in rehab. It’s been almost a year now and I’m still fucking bitter. I tip my wineglass to you!

I haven’t been super into the current season, but you should check out Married at First Sight!

I know nothing about electric cars, but I am exactly the same way about getting gas. It's not a big inconvenience really, I just hate doing it! Thankfully my new car has a feature on the dash that tells me how many miles I can drive on what gas I have in the tank. It's a godsend!

For sure, that’s the only non-positive thing I’ve ever heard about her. She sounds like a down to earth, talented, genuinely nice person.

My mom is the biggest John Denver fan ever and I can't wait to tell her this story!

I love this story so much, and I am jealous that you can buy cat food and vodka at the same store.

This is the second story I’ve seen about Courtney Love on here that makes me really want to meet her/be her BFF.

I’m from the town next to the one Kelly Clarkson is from, and I went to church with a guy who did theater with her in high school. He said people called her Smelly Fartson and that always bummed me out because she seems super sweet, but also that is an A+ asshole-given nickname.

Let me know what you find, I didn’t know until just now how much I need some “fuck you” undies in my life. :)

You just described my entire extended family.

I want to hear it anyway, just because I remember thinking they seemed like assholes when I watched their dumb reality show ages ago.

I think this is my favorite story so far, and I would very much appreciate if you would high five your grandmother for me, if possible.

I think I posted about this before, but last summer Erik Estrada tried to cut in front of me in line at a Sonic in a mall food court. The manager at the register told him “I don’t care who you are man, you have to wait in like like everyone else.” I didn’t realize who he was at the time, but I found out later from the…

I have no problem with the word shit, but that phrasing always cracks me up because of some bathroom graffiti I saw in a bar once. Someone had written “The best revenge is living well!” and beneath it someone else wrote “No, the best revenge is shitting on someone.”

Awesome, thank you!

Can I ask how you found this organization? I'm having a hard time finding a group I can join that's more direct than the regional/national organizations I support.