Your grandmother sounds like a badass!

Go on...

I briefly fell down a rabbit hole after clicking that link, and discovered that he's opened multiple hair salons (including one in Nicaragua?) and has his own hair/skin care line. He currently does hair out of his NYC loft. I'm really torn between this information making him more or less do-able.

I had the same thought. Also, her ass actually casts a shadow!! And makes her legs look super tiny in comparison!

My friend and I actually did this junior year. We had both bought (cheap) dresses and then decided we’d rather not do the whole prom thing, so we and our boyfriends got dressed up, took photos at my parents’ house, and then went to dinner at a mid-priced Italian place and had a movie marathon. It was great!

This is what confuses me the most. I went to two proms, in 2002 and 2006, and I don't recall seeing a single dress that didn't have spaghetti/halter/no straps. Where the hell are these girls supposed to find a dress with sleeves a week before prom?!

Cool #humblebrag bro.

I want to hang out with your parents.

I just wanted you to know that this story made me laugh harder than any I've read on here so far! That last line...

So I know I’m a day late, but I had to share this in hopes that someone will see this and laugh.

What the actual fuck?!

I agree, and I’m so sorry for your losses. In my family, I’ve always been “the writer” and my brother has been “the speaker,” but when my dad died last year I was in no shape to try to write something about him. My brother wrote a beautiful and funny eulogy that he read at the funeral, and I helped my aunt write the…

I’ve dealt with that too! She just kept repeating “But I don’t pay taxes. I don’t pay taxes.” It almost turned comical, like the “it’s not free if you give it to me” popcorn lady. I finally had enough and said “Okay, if you don’t pay taxes, pretend this was $21.65 to begin with and just pay that!” She wasn't amused…

Yep, the biggest giveaway for these “booster bags” at my mall was people using older style bags, or bags from stores that weren't even in our mall. Like, your years-old Abercrombie bag isn't fooling anyone dude.

Wow, I can’t believe you and the manager did that! Good for you guys and I’m glad they got caught, it’s just that every retail store I’ve ever worked at has explicitly told us we are NOT to chase a shoplifter. The only time Ive sort of broken the rule was to follow a group of pre-teen girls out of my store, sigh, and…

I went through a phase in my early 20s when I was really into rompers, but I quit them because it sucked to have to get naked to pee, especially when I was out at the bars. I can't imagine doing that with a full on jumpsuit would be any easier!

That makes me want to puke. Does that number come from just attendees or PPV sales as well?

I’m also an atheist, but a believer in “signs” like that as silly or coincidental as they may be. My mom believes that butterflies are a sign from her mom, and when I was in a really bad place a few years ago a butterfly flew into my car when I had the window rolled down and it made me feel like my grandma was looking…

I cried in the middle of an HEB after my ex left me because I saw a family sized box of Wheat Thins and realized I didn't need to buy the family size anymore. :( I feel you.

Me too. :( It also reminded me of when my ex-husband and I split and I moved back in with my parents, and my mom said she was just glad I was only moving home with a grand-goldfish and not a grandchild!