Unless it’s good crust, it’s just empty calories. Mind you, I always eat the crust, but I don’t enjoy it. Except this one frozen pizza, which had the BEST crust/bread I have ever had in my life.

Yeah, but... could you still put it in a damn box?

You don’t get to sing about being tough while wearing a beret. That’s the law. Section 4, article 3, paragraph 5.

HEY-OH!

Meh. I’ll always be way more interested to know about that secret from Sunshine, The Book Behind the Door.

Isn’t 0 a degree? :P

Looks like he hurt his hand and is asking for a band-aid.

I knew those Souls games weren’t any fun and that it’s all just a bunch of baloney!

I have fond memories of committing seminal genocide to this marketing campaign.

Couldn’t help myself.

Maybe she meant she was the first self-important, rich because her sister fucked a black guy and made a boring sex video and that’s what she’s famous Armenian to wear a wig?

You could’ve just said black women starting from the 1910's.

My dad’s like, second cousin or something was the baby from that movie. Think they was twins. I don’t really have all the details, but I’ll be over here if you need me.

Trumpuru for Presidenturu.

I’m glad I never vaped to look cool, but because it was a great way to deliver that sweet, sweet nicotine into me. But man, does this bag ever douche.

Couple hunnerd years too late, man.

Too bad Gaddafi is dead, I mean, can you imagine how much he’d have loved playing Duck Hunt on that with his golden gun?

Y’know, I was just asking myself, “what do you get the Sheikh in your life who already has everything else gold-plated?”