Pff. Ugly chicks are way more annoying.

*Klung!-Klung!*

We are fucking doomed as a species.

How about a title like “You might not like the Warcraft movie. We sure as fuck didn’t.”

TRIGGERED

They should’ve done that thing where Armageddon is the same in English as it is in Orc.

Oh, snap!

Also, what do you wager at one point there was a PONG fetish, or a Ms. Pacman fetish?

I was really expecting this to be a Patricia Hernandez article. No reason it couldn’t not be, I’m just saying.

One day they’ll make an Uncharted: Where Do You Feel Like Eating Tonight? I Don’t Know, Where Do YOU Feel Like Eating Tonight? and then they’ll have to ask, “What if the person asking that was a man?” and someone’ll go, “What? No, I mean - - what difference does it make?”

I really want a career drawing porn. To whom do I send my resume?

Well, there are furries, so, naturally, there are blockies.

Open mouthed-breathing should be at least a citation.

I got a pdf of ‘em all on my iPad. Since he didn’t do an merchandising agreement, I don’t think Watterson would mind if you torrent it.

For those who thought TL;DR, the moral of the story is if you want to end racism, use violence.

“You know those orcs aren’t sending their best, when they come over here.”

You sound like George. “My plan is to have 365 pairs of underwear, so I only have to do wash once a year.”

You sound like George. “My plan is to have 365 pairs of underwear, so I only have to do wash once a year.”

This is definitely the decade of getting mad at things.