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Pff. Ugly chicks are way more annoying.

*Klung!-Klung!*

We are fucking doomed as a species.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

How about a title like “You might not like the Warcraft movie. We sure as fuck didn’t.”

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This should make you laugh then... or cry blood:

“...human!

I think he/she was just asking a question? But, right, it’s 2016, who does that

I hope she marries a guy with the last name Lettuce.

So, the more these services compete with each other, and the more new ones pop up, we’re all going to need unlimited internet again. I have Netflix and just recently added CraveTv. I can see myself getting another service for another 8 bucks a month when those two don’t have anything I want to watch.

Besides torrent sites and illegal streaming sites, of course... which is where I always go when Netflix has nothing but crap.

I’d have picked a pricier car than a 911. Like a Rolls.

They should’ve done that thing where Armageddon is the same in English as it is in Orc.

Oh, snap!

Also, what do you wager at one point there was a PONG fetish, or a Ms. Pacman fetish?

I was really expecting this to be a Patricia Hernandez article. No reason it couldn’t not be, I’m just saying.