I know women aren’t objects. They are people I want to bone.

We’re whalers on the Moon

HEADLINE: woman jealous of another woman.

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

What are we supposed to jerk off to instead?

If you’re attractive enough, somebody is gonna jerk off to the picture of you. I reserved my right to cum to the mental image of anyone I choose.

Protein. Eat some.

No women?

Hey There, Diablo,

My favourite singer is a scientologist. I came to terms with it quickly. I’m gonna eventually forget anyways, so who cares?, but...

You are Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

Cats attacking children are my spirit animal.