As we speak, I'm in the middle of reporting and writing a lengthy story for this afternoon, which you'll see shortly, for free. Yesterday, I spent several hours of my weekend transcribing interviews for more stories which you'll see this week, for free. Last week, while I was on vacation, I spent about 80% of my time…

Back in the day, you had to wait until the new Nintendo Power or another magazine decided to feature your game, or for that kid that is super good at games to get the game and you could ask him in history class how to beat "X" boss. You might longingly look at that 1-900 number for tips, but your mom would beat your…

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

I can't have children now.

"We spare no expense."

I don't care as long as I get new content for this game. I can't stop playing it.

#rekt

look at her fucking face

Good to hear he's doing well. Iwata puts up with a lot of crap, people thinking he should step down and whatnot...

Koopa best karter no doubt. I have a koopa kart figure on my desk.

Rosalina is mos def the most played out char in MK8. Will literally go through an hour of racing 6-8 Rosalinas VS whoever else (and probably a pink gold Peach or 2 in there).

My dad is a gay man and he though people making a fuss of it were just asking for attention, he once said something about gay people that I think is pure gold; "Gay people who are always up in arms about acceptance are those who don't accept themselves."

This one feels really, really good - especially with all four wins being total thrashings. Eat shit, Miami!

It's a box with eyes and teeth, and you're suppose to reach your hand in there for food.

Nintendo assaulted my mind, my body and my wallet. I am utterly broken.

Even actively disliking something takes so much energy for me that it amazes me how heated people can get about something like this. It's kind of fascinating, actually.

If you've beaten SS and traded it in already, you weren't expecting DLC.

If you don't have a grown-up job that allows you to not trade in games because you don't have to beg your parents for money, you're a child.

"That is why our ransom handoffs, they often go—" [Dance-grinds down to ground, winks provocatively]