“Nun abuse is a terrible thing that most people don’t know about, and it nearly killed my mother! That’s why my husband and I send our kids to a Catholic school!”

Ugh, I’m about to indulge in some recreational greenery to stimulate my appetite, because this flu has killed it dead. But even with the shit I got, I don’t think I could be motivated to eat that cakey kid.

I hope that they drastically changed the screenplay or that this is another adaptation all together, because the one I read about awhile ago was all about female rivalry. A princess wants to marry a prince because he’s hot/will unite their kingdoms, but he’s already married! Of course, as soon as said princess finds…

Yup, Kentuckians should get ready for a slew of “religious freedom” BS laws- unless one wants an abortion, in which case, the state doesn’t care what your religion is, the answer is no.

Pretty much- the same people that are all like “Tolerance! Love!” are also the same ones showing a level of disrespect to Paganism that they would never show to a more mainstream religion like Islam or Hinduism. It sucks. :-(

Blessed be, silly and persnickety Pants. :-)

Good grief, if we Pagans aren’t being told that we’re hellbound, then we’re made fun of, and treated like our religion is a joke (“probably because it’s written in blood that only virgins can see” HAHAHAHA). I’m just saying, that shit stops being funny after the first 100 or so times it’s deployed against us. :-/

Hey, former Gap employee as well! I hated on-call shifts, but at least when I worked with the company you could just call a few hours ahead and they’d let you know whether or not you were needed. I cannot imagine constantly showing up and being sent home, gah.

Man, I got so worked up and hopeful about this movie- my hometown is about 45 minutes away from E-town, and I had just moved down to FL for college. I told everyone I knew to see it, cause it was filmed where I was from, and the stars had totally partied at my old haunts in Lex.

Well, this made me feel a little better about using cabinet handles as leverage as I hoist myself onto the counter so I can grab the pancake mix on the top level. -5’0 when I round up

My neighbor said the same damn thing about Hilary, even though he’s a Democrat and also probably gonna vote for her. I told him if men are so “unemotional” then why do they lose their damn minds at the sight of a short skirt? Women politicians can get all the dick pics in the world and still refrain from making a bad…

Great Green Goddess in Elysia, this is not a good week for us heathens.

Ugh, all of my extremely conservative cousins pull this patronizing act on me; they’re all a generation older, and for the last 15 years all I’ve heard is “You’ll understand when you’re older”, and “You have to grow up someday”, whenenver I disagree with them on anything. Now that I’m in my 30’s and am firmly out of…

Now I know Paganism is an umbrella term for a very diverse group of beliefs, but screw this guy. “An ye harm none, do as ye will” is the most basic fucking tenant of Paganism, and this guy is breaking it all over the place. He is no real Pagan.

The fact that they use real vanilla syrup in my vanilla coke absolves them of any sin in my eyes.

Anyone who eats at Waffle House at 2am is suspect. Anyone who brings a gun into a Waffle House at 2am is downright crazy. Anyone who disagrees with this has obviously not been to Waffle House enough.

The solution is simple: Ms. Fisher needs to explain to the court that she a worshipper of the ancient cult of Bastet, the cat is sacred, and that it’s her religious right to have an accomodation. Boom, Morticia is divine *and* safe from the streets.

Ugh, I live a county over, and the urge to go burn down a certain “SGT”s house is very strong.

Nah, something shouldn’t have to be a “right” for someone to have to do their JOB. I am so sick and tired of religious folk taking this “religious freedom” crap too far and using it to impose their own morals on everyone else. Doing your job is not the same thing as promoting something. Let me repeat: DOING YOUR JOB…

Hell, the fines should be more than her paycheck- they should so high that her assets, like her house, get seized. This woman needs the most painful financial come-uppance possible in order to get her to step down.