Every time a conservative denies something that is clearly true, easily verifiable and something they even used to tout, I’m left in awe. I wish I had the ability to deny reality as easily as they do, I have a feeling it makes life appear more pleasant.

Student loans? Never had ‘em. Totally against the idea of college.…

I guess I like the cohesion element of having the same last name as my hypothetical kids; just makes it feel more “whole”, if that makes any sense. Not that I’m being pressured to; my husband has made it clear that my name is my business. I just feel indecisive about the entire thing.

I’m still on the fence. I’ve been married for a year, and still have my maiden name. It’s partially out of laziness (so much paperwork!), and also out of a strange affection for my name that I’ve never really had before. It’s long and (for some) difficult to pronounce, but it’s so damn German ich liebe das. I dunno, I…

I assumed Marion was dead, since Charlotte explained that Rachel was supposed to be her mother now. Dr. Nealon said the neolutionists had been guiding the whole thing for some time- if I had to guess, they made a big move in killing off Marion and Delphine, while kidnapping Rachel and Charlotte (Dr. Nealan said the…

Been attacked by drunk (I really don’t know what else they could have been) male house sparrows TWICE now, both in the middle of the night. Miniature, soulless dinosaurs. That’s what they are.

Well, it was a combination of fear of ticks/too lazy to slather sunscreen all over for me, but if it means I’m a trendsetter, I’ll take it.

Be prepared to pay $25 for entry (maybe more, I went in 2007), and face pressure to give your name and address for mailings. You can refuse, of course, but I think that’s how they weed out the believers from the gawkers (heh), and keep an eye on you.

I did not get to ride the dinosaur. Too many kids in matching…

I’ve been to the Creationist “Museum.” By and far the worst part is that it’s expensive as hell- $25 a pop back in 2007. Also, they want your info- name, address, etc, so they can keep sending you crap. I gave a fake name and address, but the process was a little unsettling. That, and the fact that I was scared to…

THANK YOU. Yes, Caitlyn Jenner is so proud of herself that she’ll still vote for politicians who call her trash because money. She is just like the rest of that awful family when it comes to the one thing that’s most important.

Everybody wants something they’ll never give up.

As a George Clooney fan, I have say Yay for George showing mad respect to his hometown and family.
As an Amal fan, I have to say Yay for a posh Brit stepping outside of her comfort zone for the hubs
And as a native Kentuckian, I would say go fuck yourself for making fun of the state, but we Kentuckians have too much…

She attends a private Catholic school and apparently buys pink socks on the reg. She can afford new shoes.

Amen. Black flats are not hard to find, and if you can afford sending your kid to a private Catholic school, you can afford a pair of new shoes. #teampublicschools

(I should add that I live a county over, and I know for a fact that Fairfax County has nice public schools. You chose a shitty Catholic school, you get…

My sister got cat-scratch fever- she developed a benign tumor in one of her eyes, and now has a blind spot. I personally think this is humanity’s price to pay for keeping mini semi-domesticated versions of the same animals that ate our ancestors. Team dog!

This was an interesting article. I would like to say more, but I’m not Nepalese, so that would be wrong. The article on Orthodox Jewish women not being allowed to drive was also interesting; again, I’m not Jewish, so that is all I can say. Ooooh, look, here’s an article highlighting how racist an apartment complex is.…

Shocking, an extreme faction of religion thinks women are dirty and immoral cause God. I’m just glad that the extreme elements of all the Abrahamic religions all hate each other, because holy hell, it would be scary as shit if they started working in tandem.

<looks up "The Briefcase> See, this is why I’m a pessimist: I’m always either pleasantly surprised, or proven right.

I am honestly surprised America did not do this first.

Can I ask you- why do you think the country is pro-life even though it’s largely atheist? I think that’s one of the harder concepts for Americans (especially this one) to grasp. Here, being atheist all but guarantees that you’re pro-choice. What grounds can one justify putting a woman through pregnancy against her…

Yeah, we’re getting a bit heated. Generally speaking, telling someone to go fuck themselves does that. Whatevs. Moving on.

Truth be told, my anger comes from sheer American frustration. I’m so so so tired of reading headlines about the great strides gay rights makes, while simultaneously reading about yet another…