Comey couldn’t wait EIGHT DAYS to complete an ongoing investigation, as per protocol, to mention the fucking emails?! You know, show some restraint, like he has about ongoing investigations into Trump dealings?! What a bag of cocks. He better be drafting a resignation letter now, he’s out of a job Jan. 21.

These are second amendment folk, shouldn’t they all have guns? Why do guns scare them so?

Wasn’t a fan when Killer Mike said it, not a fan if it now. Vote for Stein, vote for Clinton or ... other choices, it’s fine. But don’t imply that people voting differently than you are voting irrationally or because they’re being driven by things that aren’t their brains.

Right! That Alexander Skarsgård one.

Sir, were you erring something revealing that allowed you to be stabbed? Was it not too much for you to have been wearing some sort of tactical Kevlar undergarment? Do you take no responsibility, sir?

He does have a moral compass. It’s just that it always points to “women are lying whores.”

There are many questions that rape victims should be asked. Questions like:

Calgary. Of course. Alberta is the Texas of Canada.

“Now, Sir, I know you were stabbed but did you ever think to angle your body away from the knife? Perhaps mashing your ribs together so the blade couldn’t jam into your heart?”

Women will be lining up to report their sexual assaults now.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Dammit. I feel for her, but you just know a whole lotta Texan men are smugly talking about women being too emotional for power positions today.

That guy forgot to have a neck.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

“Female”

It's too late to edit, so I'm replying to myself. Anyway, I'd love it if Margaret Atwood wrote a story from Serena Joy's perspective. Doesn't have to be a whole novel, a short story would be great. I really wanted to know more about what was going on in her head, how much she knew, her backstory and what became of her

O man I didn’t even think of Anna Camp! I still think she’s too young but I have very high hopes for her future.

I think Kidman would be a better match with Ralph Fiennes. I mean, I think Ralph would be a better choice anyway.

Ummmmm no. If they MUST cast a 34 year old blonde as Serena Joy, there is only one possible choice:

I haaaaaaated her on Dexter, but I hated all of Dexter’s girlfriends.