This made me laugh, and on today we all need a good laugh.

He was never going to admit to a fair election. Even in 2016 he whined the whole thing was rigged (turned out it was but not the way he said it was).

Regardless of what he or his die hard cult enthusiasts say, he’s out of office January 20th at noon and I’m still hoping it’s being thrown out Jazzy Jeff style by the Secret Service, directly into the arms of a process server with a subpoena from Tish James waiting.

Look at that piece of shit.

I’m looking for hope anywhere right now, and this gave me some. Thank you.

I’m trying to come up with a list of entities who deserve our righteous anger about this event. Here’s what I have so far.
1 every news organization in 2015-2016 who helped legitimize a destructive campaign
2 entities that are willing to make “a stand for democracy” or whatever now who didn’t bother in ‘16
3 Mitch…

Worst year since 2016.

DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE

But Hillary’s emails! Benghazi! She’s not likable enough! She needs to inspire me! /s

Welp. 2016 fully came home to roost. This is why voting for one of the two candidates that will actually win matters.

There is really no circumstances where they don’t feel entitled to our bodies, is there? “Owner’s vacated this one. so it’s free to play with.” “Owner is unconscious. That means YES!” “Owner is combative. But she really wants it. That means Yes.” See? All the consent! *vomits*

Remember, ladies, even in death men get to do whatever they want!

I think you might have given the name already—Peanut is good. We can name our pets all we want, but then we give them the names they get when we scold them or cuddle them or talk about them on Saturday Night Social.

I’m trying to keep it a little shorter, but she does look like a Penelope. 

That looks so pretty and refreshing.

I’m honestly just wondering when the whole country is going to come crashing down at this rate. Between the virus ravaging essential workers, the dumb fucks demanding to be free to catch and spread the virus, the ever expanding food shortages, the encroaching homelessness epidemic, government malfeasance, and a…

Yeah let’s test these shit bums every day when they have unlimited access to the best PPE and healthcare but continue to not give a fuck about who else they may be infecting while they’re out on PR tours.

This bastard gets a test every day so he can go from being useless back to being worse than useless. I’ve had covid symptoms twice and they’re like, “Yeah, you probably got it, but we don’t have many tests. Just stay home and call if it gets worse.”

Victoria was great! Made me want to hit it with Albert like an extinction level event, so well done!