I’m predicting a tight race between “Going to Bed Early” and “Getting a Raise,” with the latter winning in the end.

Calling Going To Bed Early winning it all because going to bed at 9 pm is essentially heroin for me.

I was uncomfortable with how much of it was lifted from the original animated version. It was so weird hearing things word for word.

SERIOUSLY. I understand men like their boners and their upvotes, but FFS, do something useful with your skills. *Tableflip*

Oh, they exist, they’re just not referred to as ‘leaks’. It’s more like “Hey there...can I email you something?” 

Your private parts never really belong to you when men want to look at them, after all.

I’m all about trashy magazines for distraction, but I’ll cross this one off my list. I don’t give a shit about “growing up Trump” and I don’t need to have their “staggering wealth” shoved in my face while my taxes are paying for Trump’s $3 million weekend trips to his “Winter White House” (gag) while even MORE of my…

We know Trump palled around with the clintons back in the day, is it possible he tried to get in good with Obama and the prez just wasn’t into him? It just feels like he’s responding like he’s been scorned

Trump can’t buy the education, class, grace, and adoration Obama has.

Trump is basically trying to gaslight the entire country.

I’m basically preparing myself for the inevitability of not having the family I want at this point.

Paul Ryan is so damn smarmy. This kind of cherry picking is low even for him. Like, the CBO said that the AHCA would cut the deficit; by slashing Medicare funding. So he’s definitely going to tout that as a victory.

OMG that is the most adorable, unenthusiastic thing I’ve ever witnessed. Beautiful.

That dog is my spirit animal.

That. is. HILARIOUS. The perfect illustration of a “I’ll go if it’s important to you but don’t expect me to socialize” boyfriend moment.

I’ve always envisioned dog show people as being very snooty, but that annoucer really did sound like a true dog lover-just happy that doggie is happy.

Commentary! That made the entire thing one million times better than it already was!!!

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And how his legs straighten out.

Ollie is like that friend you enjoy being with so much, but you are also afraid to go out in public with because you know they’ll embarrass you with their extroversion.