Thank you! I love these frames so much. They’re perfect for sassiness. This is my other one right now:

I'm getting dragged to a party tonight but I just want to stay home. But it's a friends birthday and my husband really wants to go and then I look like a dick for skipping a birthday thing. I just want to watch Veronica Mars in my jammies :(

that sounds more like a mass-drugging

side note, but who else totally forget that paul rudd was paris?!

I have many Muslim students, male and female. Some are devout. They dress modestly, as is required by their religion, but only a few women wear hijab. I do think that the problem is the rather threatening misogyny ingrained in their cultures independently of Islam's requirements. Most of my devout Muslim students…

It really seems like putting lipstick on a pig. If I’m eating noodles from plastic wrap, it’s not because I’m all about putting thought and effort into meal prep.

Is there a German word for when someone posts a vague and/or generic quote as an excuse to post a selfie with it?

I’m pro sex in all its legal variants, but a personal prude. Anyone else in this boat?

Because we witnessed the high divorce rates and all-around screw ups of our Baby Boomer parents, I think that as a generation we millenials are just more AWARE of everything. We are more self-aware, aware of inequality, prejudice, intolerance, environmental threats, etc. Also, the fact that the Recession fucked us…

And also because a significant number of us live in states where terminating a pregnancy involves walking through a minefield of protestors after a five hour drive because every other clinic in the state has been shut down.

I’m too fucking tired.

i am going to be the anti sex lobby. not for like, religious or ethical reasons just

I assume less sex because Millenials have a healthy fear of pregnancy and the associated costs of either continuing it or ending it and we don't have any extra money, what with those loans and underemployment and all.

Millennials don’t even know what they’re doing. Believe me....they don’t know. People always tell me how much they don’t know....and how people a bit older, like my daughter Ivanka, are much, much better at sex. Much better. The best. Already in Crimea! Sad!

It’s kind of a bummer that Kristen Bell gets all these sad-sack roles now.

i demand the stranger things cast be at every award show from now until the end of time and since they were not at this one i give it an F

When she read her lengthy statement in court, the woman struggled at times, since English is not her first language. On multiple occasions, Persky asked her to speed up and finish her remarks.

On multiple occasions, Persky asked her to speed up and finish her remarks.

Re: Lea Michele - I live outside the US, I’ve never seen Glee except to read about it here, I only know about the Corey/Lea thing from here, and I’m sure the butt tattoo is born of a deep and abiding sense of loss and affection, which is why it’s the only thing Ms. Michele is seen wearing on the cover of a magazine.
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