If you listen to the Mom you’ll hear that her “blaccent” is in no way real.

Um...that is not anybody’s real accent and I can guarantee that this little racist (look it up) did not grow up in a predominantly Black neighborhood. Ew.

I mean, will any reprimand even come of this?

She’s criticized women for fillers, looking like and/or being strippers, being “fake” etc, and after seeing that picture I’m convinced it’s because all of those descriptors hit a little too close to home.

That mom is going to give them hell for ruining her glass table.

Everything worth knowing how to do has an instructional video on YouTube.

I like him. He’s a lot sillier than Jon Stewart though for sure. I think it took me a minute to get used to it, but now that I know I’m not going to get biting angst and satire like Stewart, I like it. Plus, I’d bang him like a screen door.

I mean, sometimes you can do that, but sometimes your elderly loved ones have conditions that you are not equipped to care for at home. You just have to do your research and visit often.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

I could make a giant dick collage out of the dick pics I used to get.

I wait until I’m asked for a dick pic, because I was raised right, I’m old-fashioned, I’m a gentleman.

What is it with guys and dick pics? It’s like their go to move. Even if I’m having a sassy chat, my instinct would never be to send a picture of ny genitalia. And wtf a high school student? So so so gross.

I feel like I am the only person IMRL (in my real life) who doesn’t watch this dumb show. It looks awful - why the fuck would I want a TV show to make me cry when real life is doing a pretty good job of it already.

Eh, he was out there already, as far as I know.

Everyone loves that movie but that movie just makes me angry because it has Lee Pace in it for absolutely no reason and wasting Lee Pace’s charms is a sin

He did warn her! I was just so confused by the amount of importance placed on the blow job story line.

I was just honestly surprised about it. I turned to my husband and was like “is that a thing that people giving head get super upset about that?” I mean, it’s messy, and I wouldn’t want it in my eye but otherwise...uh, sex is messy. And even if you were surprised and a bit grossed out by it, why would you get THAT…

The blowjob story line was so dumb. While I think a man should always give a heads up when he’s about to come, the blower should recognize things could get messy. Don’t give head if you’re not okay with some jizz. Same for going down on a women, things might get sloppy.

Yeah he hasn’t really been as funny since those days.

When children step into the fray willingly they lose their immunity. So Tiffany is also off limits. Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr can eat sand.