They want food and paper towels and also electricity. Nothing is enough for those people!

Well, you know, the real villains here are those greedy Puerto Ricans whose natural disaster has completely thrown our budget in disarray.

This is what running the government like a business is. The people at the very top using it as their piggy bank while fucking over everyone else

If we must suffer a remake, I would happily watch Lupita, but please, not Kristen. Her wooden acting is so painful to sit through. And I can already imagine her sullen pouting at photo calls for an extended Charlie’s Angels press tour.

I also love the movie and even love the songs ( I think they were written by Jane Wiedlin of the Go-Go’s and some other people).

All I want to talk about is the reissue of DuJour’s best hit, “Back Door Lover”

Josie and the Pussycats is fun as hell, and way way way more clever than anyone was willing to give it credit for back when it came out. I love that damn movie.

He only played in 44 career games and still had severe CTE.

Your take is the right take. It is a little weird and a Vegas residency seems like too much for a child. But I’m also not super impressed with the final 2 contestants.

Oh yeah I see his regularly with people on local news Facebook stories. You know, the salt of the earth REAL Americans. Their take is that this story is all a bunch of hooey because WHERE’S THE PROOF? I don’t see any proof of this so it’s all obviously made up by Hillary and George Soros. As though Joe Schmoe from New…

I like that, in the same vein as the coffee pods, all the pizza in “The Good Place” appears to be Hawaiian.

My wife is super into this show and makes me watch it so I can say that this kid is incredibly talented. That said... 3 ventriloquists have won this show?? Like, that’s the talent America finds so impressive!? This seems bananas to me.

My BFF has 3 cats and a child. She recently went couch shopping and sent me pictures of a lovely small white sectional. “Wtf are you fucking thinking!!!!” I texted back. She eventually went with a dark gray, and yesterday she thanked me for talking her out of the white. White furniture is only for people who have…

I find Janet so forking adorable. Such a great cast!

As long as there’s a snarky talking cat, do whatever the hell you want.

Our main problem is that Spanish interpreters are called for everyone from México and Guatemala. Where I live, due to patterns of immigration, many of the laborers who find themselves in need of translation only learn Spanish at school — if, indeed, they have attended school at all.

Don’t blame the county. He had Nelson Mandela’s funeral on his resume!

She is still awful.

Nope. Jezebel just ran an excellent long piece on Igloo Australia I mean Iggy Azalea’s appropriation of Black culture as a huge reason for her public shaming, and then runs a celebratory piece on Miley Cyrus, who did the exact same thing. What is going on here?

You know how I know the hatred of the obama’s was race related? The fact that people think the motherfucking trumps are classy in comparison. These fuckers are literally the most tacky people ever.