Considering that Elon Musk seemed to have some sort of creepy obsession with Amber Heard, this isn’t surprising. He probably spent a little time with her, learned that she was human and not some mythical creature, and got bored.

I always thought they’d work out because they seem like the exact same type of asshole (which is fine, so are my partner and I) but I can see how one person getting more famous exacerbates that.

A male feminist walks into a bar

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

👍🏻 👍🏻 His post feels like it’s entering fetish territory to me. :/

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

That’s reasonable, but it still doesn’t explain those pants.

That Christopher Meloni one has me howling. WTF are you doing Elliot?!

I long for those halcyon days when his inability to pronounce nuclear was our greatest national embarrassment.

I am not one for public scenes, especially at someone else’s wedding, but there is no fucking way I’d clap or god forbid be forced into a photo with him. Those bridesmaids all look at happy to be there, ugh.

If you decide on a Trump property for your wedding, you know what to expect right? There is a non-insignificant chance he may come. Is that a selling feature? Not like NJ or Fl are bereft of golf club banquet rooms. Are you hoping he comes? Was this the only one that worked out for your plans and you’re hoping he…

It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.

Caitlyn is the kind of rich white woman who has just discovered that all her money and all her “I’m not like THEM, I’m not a (insert SJW/Feminazi/etc here)” bullshit isn’t going to save her from the very behavior she claims isn’t a big deal when other people complain about it. (see also: Megyn Kelly) She truly…

Having a child makes you unsuitable for the sex trade? I’m glad it saved her but Lol.

I want to be supportive of her but you know, doing shit like this makes it difficult.

He may be amazing as an actor, but he does look as though he could be Tiffany Trump’s bro. Not a look I’d be going after.

I have one kiddo and, though I love him, that sometimes seems like too much.

Taylor Swift’s bro looks like a prick. I really hate nepotism

Caitlyn Jenner, in the endless is-she-or-isn’t-she story