Much like Hannibal himself.

Trust Hannibal Buress to tell the truth about Friends. It did suck.

So when do you think Taylor Swift or Katy Perry will start shooting their white version of a Livin’ Single episode?

How is old Riverside Park? Still tiny, or did they manage to buy some more space?

I got my nails done today, and I had to sit through a few minutes of the doctor oz show while i was the lobby.

Don’t forget to redistribute their wealth upon entry to Wellness Camp.

Can you tell me how I can look effortlessly cool in a baseball cap because I wear one at the beach and end up looking like a confused dad. Your check for $2.99 is in the mail

I don’t want to do those things all the time

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

Amanda Peet wants so bad to be a Real Actress, instead of a Jennifer Garner knockoff.

Despite this movie being based on pure fantasy of her survival, I adore it. One of the best animated couples.

I am usually NEVER into old guys, being in my mid-30s. It weirds me out dating someone in the same general as my parents. But Slattery? Does it for me. I have no idea why, but yeah...I totally would. *whispers* him and Soldier: 76 from Overwatch are my only exceptions.

Please stop trying to make Amanda Peet happen.

Every single episode should be about somebody running a scam related to Anastasia, or it will be a wasted creative opportunity.

I can’t imagine the monster who would slice off all of the tread from a Conservative Firebrand’s tires.

This, of course, is the top notch investigating that I come here for! Well done as always, sir, well done!

And prayer books for whatever religion she’s practicing this month.

he could have been raised right and turned into a monster, it happens all the time. Parents have no control over some psycho who grew and held his kids hostage. He made that choice

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

These activists teach other people’s children that homoeroticism and biological-sex rejection (i.e., “transgenderism”) are phenomena to be celebrated.