So cute, expecting anything about the governance of Chicago (or Illinois as a whole) to make any kind of sense.

Clearly Canadian was THE BEST!!!!!!!!!

You can pry my LaCroix from my cold, dead hand.

I feel sad too. I mean, I thought she was an idiot for marrying him in the first place, but I appreciated how headstrong she was about the whole thing. And the more the other women got into her business, the more I wanted her to prove them wrong. Oh well :(

I never appreciate how lucky I am to live in California until I go to another state and see their ridiculous liquor laws. What do you mean I can’t buy liquor in a grocery store? What do you mean I can’t buy beer on Sundays? What do you mean I can’t drink at the bar unless I order food?

Can you boycott a product you already don’t buy?

On the other hand, Luke Skywalker called his dad a dick and patronized him like 900 times, and was still offered a job as VP of Plasma Cannon Management or whatever in the third movie.

Right? His followers are so invested in the macho man figure they think he cuts, but he’s just a sniveling little turd.

Reading these was so... I don’t even know what word to use. Like, it was confirming in the fact that Trump is completely in over his head, but it was also sickening to see just how terrible a situation it really was. Like, something that I needed to see even though I knew it wasn’t going to be good. I’m sure there’s…

A lot of parents will do anything to justify their kids’ behavior. My nephew’s committed some class B felony shit, but my sister’s just like, “oh, he’s really very kind and caring, it’s so sad you think what he’s done is wrong. He’s just troubled.”

Tatro’s mother told investigators that her son has received apologetic texts from one of the girls since the accusations came out, which said the situation was “blown out of proportion,” and that she hoped nothing bad would happen to him.

Or to have an affair.

I will never go to a restaurant again without asking myself “Is this a good place to bring a doll?”

Christ, I miss Caity.

“The father no monkey deserved.”

Dont forget the point about the fact that even just one single ICE agent wasting their time on this bullshit means that someone actually bad is just skating on by while decent people that try to do the right thing get punished.

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

I saw the word contract and for a second I actually thought he might have a case. LOL will I never learn? Then saw he never signed one, effectively backed away, and threw a baseless psychotic fit when it turned out someone else would get attention.

Yeah, that’s not a thing.

trans women are out here outing men or exposing them because apparently that’s a thing.