Reading Obama’s and Trump’s descriptions of the white house is like comparing a $150 steak dinner to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. And not even the fun spiral shaped macaroni. The little fucking elbows shapes. Fuck those elbows, and fuck Trump.
Of course he thinks it’s a dump, there are reminders of all his more competent predecessors everywhere, including paintings of them. Put some big guilded mirrors up and he’ll suddenly want to stay where he can see that handsome man with yuge hands out of the corner of his eye as he ignores briefings.
Not enough fake gold plating everywhere apparently.
Of course he said that.
I would think this was a dog whistle for his fans, but come on, his fans don’t go to college! They think edumacation is for libtards. And librul professors are ruining our youth.
His majestic taste in decorating is something he is well known for. Also maybe no one figured out how to turn the lights on yet.
Sarah Huckster actually makes me miss Spicey.
I always thought Ted Cruz was the most craven, spineless shitweasel in Congress. Then Paul Ryan shows up to remind you he exists.
To my lesbian Muslim wife who does activism work to increase Muslim acceptance of LGBT folks within the community, this survey is proof that the work she and others like her are doing isn’t pointless and is actually making a difference. Surveys like this are incredibly encouraging to LGBT Muslims. As much as I also…
“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”
We’re now in a situation where the heads of the US Armed Forces, traditionally some of the most stubborn socially conservative people on the planet, are more tolerant than the President.
I, too, am more accepting of gay people than I am of white evangelicals.
Yep. It’s official. I am old as fuck.
Dear Hollywood,
If that haircut doesn’t earn Kate Hudson her oscar nothing will! (Nothing will.)