Has anyone checked if she’s related to Craig T. Nelson?

“Why must these peasants pick on meeeeee?”

I am so tired of Tomi Lahren: this Anne Coulter 2.0 shtick is killing me inside. And what’s worse, she’s had all this exposure and people praising her opinion at a young age: as far as she’s concerned, she’s The Child What Come To Lead Us, with her unique insights that no one else could possibly have.

But it is all it takes to have an audience.

Also, Ana Kasparian slaughtered Ann Coulter at this too. Not a good day to be an idiot.

It’s almost like looking good in a cocktail dress and channeling righteous indignation are not all it takes to have a handle on the issues.

....then, finally, out of desperation, there’s a circle jerk, only to reveal that each boner is smaller than the next........sigh

Yeah, but Hillary’s emails....

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

I’m turning 26 years old tomorrow and did anyone ever feel like they hadn’t accomplished anything by this age?

If this is a real account of what his kids said:

‘It’s our fault, we should have just told you that we would have just told all of our friends to go away.’

I would pose that his kids are Veruca Salt clones. Any rational child without a sense of entitlement would have assumed that their beach party was cancelled when…

Since mayonnaise is garbage sent to earth directly from hell and cream cheese is an utter delight, I think they might be ok!

Actually, Trump is not a full-blooded Oompa Loompa. He is the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Mike TV.

Chris Christie is Augustus Gloop mixed with Veruca Salt

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

I’ve never commented before on Kinja, but I wanted to make a point that had the procedural motion to move forward on debate failed, McConnell and co. could’ve gone back to the drawing board and come back with a bill and tried to pass it as a budget reconciliation bill with only 51 votes. However, budget reconciliation…

Trolling is shitty. Cut it out.

And when they say that “they had to endure 8 years of Obama,” I always ask them to be specific about WHAT the Obamas did to them... because it usually boils down to the complainer not liking the Obamas for (ahem) SOME mysterious reason.

Trump (and his supporters) complaining about the criticism and “bullying” directed their way is like in Mean Girls when Regina George tries to claim that she’s the REAL victim here.

The Obamas faced so much racism. Poor Mchelle had to face so much racism and sexism. It was awful. That’s why I sideeye when people complain about what Trump has had to face. He even engaged in harassing Obama with his birthism. Even now, he blames Obama for stuff he caused to himself.