Perry the Platypus

Is it bad that I don’t even think Rick Perry is in the top 8 worst Cabinet level secretaries right now?

The fit of Rihanna’s dress bothers me so much

A man who’s never had to pay for his own health insurance leaving his deathbed to make sure millions of people lose theirs. I’m an atheist, but this sort of thing makes me wish there was some sort of post-death judgement and punishment/reward.

I felt bad for him because glioblastoma is horrible. Now, I don’t give a fuck that he has cancer. In fact, good. Serves him right. Right now, I’m kind of wishing all these Republican assholes who want to deny healthcare to their fellow Americans, who apparently have no qualms if all these people are left destitute or…

John McCain leaving his deathbed to vote on a bill that would conceivably put millions of citizens on deathbeds of their own, is particularly galling Especially this is all to enable the agenda of Trump; a guy who dodged the draft, yet was fine to mock McCain’s service.

If I didn’t know what this was I would have guessed it was a Britney Spears video that was never released.

Oh God, I thought it was a “bad” Brittany Spears song!

File under Songs Britney Rejected.

God is great.

Any day now the Word of Faith Fellowship will be announcing they are moving to the jungles of Guyana to set up their new utopia on earth.

It’s nice that he’s going the extra mile to fuck a bunch of people over.

Now this season of American Horror Story I’d watch.

The only reasonable comment on this topic thus far. It’s amazing how people react to herpes when as recently as the 1970s or whatever decade pre-Valtrex, it was not a big deal! It was only stigmatized to make money for pharma. And before everyone gets up in my face about it, yes it’s deadly to babies but that is both…

You are just as likely to catch herpes from a person who thinks they don’t have herpes than someone who knows they do have it. Half of people have herpes. Half of people with herpes know it. So, 25% of the population knows they have it, and 75% thinks they don’t. 70% of transmissions are from people who don’t know…

Not sure how much work jlos had done, but fuck it, this Bitch looks great.

since dc/warner has never learned from their mistakes, what makes us think they can learn from their successes?

Fucking get your shit together, DC. We finally got a good movie after 3 crapfests and you need to continue on this positive note.

you could always put dat cookie down and get to the gym, become more charming, and marry for money. but that takes work

Gotta work smarter not harder bro.