You should have left them in the grays.

The two of them? Every Tyga article that’s not about their relationship is about how broke he is and how he can’t afford to pay his rent or dancers, she buys her own presents, etc.

I used to babysit preteens and now I’m a teacher. I say barnacles.

I’m totally on Team Wheels. Any discussion of Aubrey Graham (I refuse to call him Drake) turns into me giving a 20 minute rant about how awful he is.

Someone did this to my cousins dog. They deliberately drove to the wrong side of the road to hit her and took off. She was never the same after that.

I know almost every word to Little Giants. I was such a tomboy but never as cute as Becky. Oh don’t forget Now and Then. If Devon Sawa was in something, I watched it.

If this were my pug, you'd just see butthole. She puts her butt on everything, even other dogs.

Why does no one discuss depo provera? I am a big fan. I was on it for a few years in college and started again earlier this year. No period or spotting, 3 months of protection and you can stop at any time. Plus it’s free through my insurance.

I saw her practice the monologue last week at a stop on the Oddball Comedy tour. She shortened some of the stories, probably for time. I noticed she cut a lot out of that part.

It feels like a telanovela.

My grandmother did these “sweepstakes” for years. The same woman who washes all her clothes, towels and bedding in her sink or bathtub (because $.75 is too much to run the community washing machine) and eats expired food, spent thousands on sweepstakes until my aunts got control of her finances. She was convinced she…

This. My pug ate a plate of brownies and was fine (after a panicky call to the vet who told me brownies aren't that bad because it's mostly flour and other ingrdients).

When I had mine, I only had general anesthesia because I had to drive myself home. Apparently it was super rare to have that happen because the staff kept looking at me like I was crazy. I’d rather deal with the pain and get out of there asap than be one of the loopy girls in the post op room.

She’s been on iCarly a few times and has definitely used his fame to get attention. I like her, even if he’s a slimeball who (allegedly) sexually assaults his underage female stars. Way to go, Dennis from Head of the Class!

Am I the only one who noticed the background actress sitting at the booth is Lisa Lillian AKA Hungry Girl? She's married to Dan Schneider who made All That and Good Burger.

Girl, I’m a pats fan and my boyfriend is a jets fan and we get along great. (Probably because I found the one jets fan who isn’t a douche and doesn’t need to practice spelling.)

The second photo looks like it's from grindr.

Sharpen it on denim. It'll last for months.

Definitely more cuckold than open. There's been many rumors about her sleeping around with celebrities and none said Todd knew.