My signature dish is her butternut squash lasagna that I've slightly altered. It's served at holidays and is a bigger hit than the ham or turkey.

People can find out if they (or someone they know) are on it using https://haveibeenpwned.com. I’ll admit it, I’m on the list. I’ve never been married or looked on there with the intention of hooking up- I’m just a nosy bitch and wanted to see if I recognized anyone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That implies the pregnancy could be their fault. It’s *always* the woman’s problem.

Rich guys should have Plan B dispensers in their bedrooms.

I hope to one day marry a man wearing a tshirt and baseball cap. Time to create my future wedding Pinterest board.

I love to picture Matthew Broderick at CVS, picking up a box of Garnier Nutrisse and going home to help SJP color her hair in the bathroom.

Crips crumbs made me lol

Way to steal my line, Nick. I’ve always said I’m an acquired taste.

His sister wrote a song about him

I am a huge fan of Instead and pass them out to every woman I'm close to. I’ve made a few converts.

Dammit. I didn’t mean to submit it yet. That loser works a few months out of the year and then gets laid off every fall. That lazy piece of crap doesn’t even get a slap on the wrist and she’ll never get the back child support he owes. But she should just work more than the 65 hours a week she already does!

My sister is a single mother and works as an office manager for a water company and part time as a manager at a fast food restaurant. She works her ass off to be broke. She only gets a tiny bit of housing assistance because her baby daddy is giant piece of crap who works summers in New England as a pool cleaner. Yes,…

I have 2 sisters and my middle sister is a selfish, demanding pain in the ass. I describe her to people as “an only child with 2 sisters”.

In high school, my friends and I started a petition to end women suffrage. Mind you, we went to a really good all girl Catholic high school. Some girls were dumb enough to sign it until a teacher saw what we were doing and stopped us.

Oh, honey. They’re real and they are terrible.

Don’t forget they got tattoos of each other's name.

I recommend the original series. I watched it growing up and it definitely shaped my opinion on issues. One Christmas, my sister got me VHS boxed sets of it. Best sister ever.

I saw Craig in Spring Awakening. Still cannot handle that I saw his naked butt on stage.