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I’m sorry. But don’t these women choose of their own free will to be employeed based on their attractiveness? Men like looking at women. Some women like being paid to be looked at. What is the problem here?

That’s gross and bad. But you know what isn’t gross and bad? Short ribs. Braise them with a dry red wine, some carrots and onions—delicious. What a treat this holiday season.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

I get that people who off road this is their go to vehicle to purchase, but for those that don’t and just buy these things to drive around the malls and to work as a commuter, WHY? The interiors are horribly shitty for a 40K vehicle, the ride on roads is horrible, the MPGs suck, it’s not quick or fast, it’s not

this is the worst take yet. jet blue has nice planes, comfortable seats, and aren’t total dicks when there are delays. i literally cannot say that for any other major airline in the US.

Whaaat? JetBlue is great. The staff is usually pretty nice, and all that legroom!

This is a bad take.

The HP wars are no fun anymore.

Bullet proof Ferrari engine and gearbox

Might as well do that while you’re in there taping over the warning lights.

10/10 would daily

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

Moose don’t have very good eyesight.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

I think this may occupy, for you, the part of my heart devoted to the Volvo 240.

If you vote CP on this, you have no soul. Or, alternatively, you never rode in one of these magic carpet rides as a ‘90s kid.

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