I love cake.

Any Mustang made after 1978 is trash. They all look like shit and my little niece’s Fisher-Price ride has a higher quality interior. I don’t care what trim level or performance package you have on it. It’s just a slightly faster turd.

Checked THREE TIMES to make sure I wasn’t on The Onion.

New definition of full-floating axle.

The map is relatively small and easily learned. There’s no need for more map utility.

They should really just disable the feature and stop advertising it. Teslas are great electric vehicles and definitely a step in the right direction for the industry. They don’t need “autopilot” to maintain that status. I would never use the feature if I were to buy one of their cars. Wait until it’s ready.

This guy is insufferable. I hope he blows it up.

He probably learned about this the same way I did.

I am 100% okay with the left lane portion of this.

I liked it! I found it funny how you introduced us to “...a guy named Vitruvius...” with not much more information on him. He had a pretty awesome mind for his time and reading about his works is really interesting. In our gifted program during my elementary school time, we did Roman and Greek mythology and culture…

I wonder how Dwyane Wade pronounces it.

I’m in my early 30s, self-employed, single, no loans or mortgage, with excellent credit, and have zero debt except what hits my revolving accounts monthly. I don’t save as much as I should, but I’ve found a comfortable mix of putting some away and having fun blowing the rest.

Only answer:

I’ve seen multiple people doing this, to the point where the wheel or rotor is throwing sparks and screaming, and the drivers seemed completely oblivious. I’ve also seen people inspect their blown-out tire, put on the flashers, and pull back out into 50+ mph traffic. You’re going to cause way more damage than a tow…

*explained better elsewhere*

Did she try negotiating for more? Did he? If it isn’t asked for, it isn’t going to be offered.

You can make whatever wanking motions you like, but the fact is that golf etiquette is part of the game, and they’ve made effort over the years to keep it there. If you want to watch a bunch of shitfaced assholes scream at the athletes, there are plenty of great sports where that is allowed.

I’d much rather watch the cars crush Duterte.

...which should be freaking everybody the fuck out, but for some reason nobody seems to care!

I was leaving a music festival downtown when I was 16, and got pulled over. The cop said, “One of your low beams is out, but the reason I pulled you over is to ask if you’ve been drinking.” After I denied it three times, he said, “Listen, I gave you a chance. Now, I saw the bottle in your hand. Where is it?” I reached…