I’d rather be seen in the Previa.

This rental business seems really legit.

The German lights threw me off. On my first day in the country, I pointed out about five different cars that had “left their lights on and one bulb was blown” until I realized what was going on.

12 cars affected and only $4,900 in damage? Not impressed, sir.

Yes...

My biggest takeaway from this is that two of the attorneys involved are J. Engel and J. Englert.

That was a fucking trash game where neither defense did anything. West coast college football garbage.

You should include the date of the agreement.

Stupid move that had no upside. Look at the horror on his daughters’ faces. Now, after going through all of this shit and having to hear/recount stories, they get to watch their dad get taken down and arrested. No benefit.

Fuck those cops.

I vote that we crowdfund the purchase of this thing, then livestream it being thrown in the crusher.

Near my home and business, there is a particularly steep section of road that has a posted 35 mph limit. Coming from either direction, you’re required to ride your brakes to keep it under the limit. This, combined with the fact that the average driver seems to be some sort of lead-footed moron who is operating a…

These two are definite fuckwits, but the valet got himself fired. Handing the keys to a $300k Ferrari to someone with no ticket was idiotic. Who cares if the guy was impatient? Call your superior and tell him what’s going on.

The thing about Noma is that by the time the food hits the table, the experimentation is over. Redzepi already knows that it’s delicious because he and his staff spend such time sourcing ingredients and figuring out the most suitable preparation.

I like the part about stepping on people. Do they think he’s actually Hulk-sized?

A lion could perhaps take five gorillas...

I always responded to being called a “fag” with, “Well, come here so I can fuck you.”

NEWS FLASH: Owner and founder of multibillion-dollar company may be compensated if his company performs well.

If it isn’t at least 3-ply with some sort of quilting, I’ll just go without wiping.

Why so many envious poors in the comments?